Urinal Splashback Unappreciation

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I'm getting tired of splashback, why hasn't there been a redesign of the urinal to prevent this? All pee should be contained within the unit, there's no reason it should ricochet. I also don't like the automatic urinals that flush when you are still in front of it causing water splashback, I'm not leaning all up on the urinal like some people do either:scust:

Brehs be leaning all inside the urinal getting pee lines on their whole sleeve, I ain't trying to be no closer than a foot from the urinal.

The WORST is when you get a little mist droplet splashback that hits you in the face, I had one hit me on the lip and had to wash my face 3 times in the mall sink:damn:
 

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Hit you in the face? How does that even happen?

But i agree, there should be a standard design that has no splash back and nobody should be allowed to deviate from that design.
 

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The WORST is when you get a little mist droplet splashback that hits you in the face, I had one hit me on the lip and had to wash my face 3 times in the mall sink
How the fukk you get splashback in your face :dame:

You #shortgang?

I do agree there needs to be better protection for splashback near the groin area
 

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How the fukk you get splashback in your face :dame:

You #shortgang?

I do agree there needs to be better protection for splashback near the groin area
I don't think there's a standard for height placement of them, I usually use the ones that are lower even at 5'8. I've seen ones that were so high they seemed like they're for Power Forwards only, I wouldn't risk using those.
 

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I'm getting tired of splashback, why hasn't there been a redesign of the urinal to prevent this? All pee should be contained within the unit, there's no reason it should ricochet. I also don't like the automatic urinals that flush when you are still in front of it causing water splashback, I'm not leaning all up on the urinal like some people do either:scust:

Brehs be leaning all inside the urinal getting pee lines on their whole sleeve, I ain't trying to be no closer than a foot from the urinal.

The WORST is when you get a little mist droplet splashback that hits you in the face, I had one hit me on the lip and had to wash my face 3 times in the mall sink:damn:
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Speaking of urinals... why some men take so damn long at the urinal :martin: I'm talking at least 3 to 4 minutes at the Urinal. I've come into the restroom, pee, wash my hands and leave while one man is STILL peeing after me doing all that. A lot of men out here must have :flabbynsick: bladders.


One time in Penn Station this fat ass John from Ronkonkoma ass CAC was GRUNTING while peeing at the urinal :what:
 

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You're supposed to aim at those little mats. They there to reduce splashback.
 

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You're supposed to aim at those little mats. They there to reduce splashback.
All urinals don't have those, sometimes they have those plastic piss coasters with the holes in them but I think those are so people don't drop stuff down the drain, and they definitely cause splashback :ufdup:
 

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Speaking of urinals... why some men take so damn long at the urinal :martin: I'm talking at least 3 to 4 minutes at the Urinal. I've come into the restroom, pee, wash my hands and leave while one man is STILL peeing after me doing all that. A lot of men out here must have :flabbynsick: bladders.


One time in Penn Station this fat ass John from Ronkonkoma ass CAC was GRUNTING while peeing at the urinal :what:
Prostate problems
 

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The smaller the urethra, the quicker piss'll shoot out and ricochet off the urinal..now if you had a hose pipe, no such problems :dame:
 

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If you aim for the center of the hole, how are you getting splashed? Even with those guards things on it, just aim for the lil holes on it.
 
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