Useless Talents Thread: Share your useless talents

[High Art]

Inspired by this thread:
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/40-spent-years-on-a-useless-talent.993680/

What are some talents you have that many other people would deem useless?

 

[High Art]

Aside from making weak ass threads, I'm surprisingly accurate at spitting. I can spit at most targets. I rarely brag about it because that shyt is nasty.

Also, I'm unbeatable in Crash Team Racing. I've never met anyone that can beat me in it. Never.

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

I can make the DJ scratching noise


But nobody scratches anymore

 

[Vandelay]

I can crack all the joints in my body. Hand (not fingers), ankles, shoulders, rib cage, pelvis, ears, jawbone, lower base of my neck.

 

[jdubnyce]

Rock eyebrow
Elvis lip
Bird call whistles
Burp on command