Whenever I meet those super patriotic cacs I just assume they're in the klan.
They all have the same characteristics.
Those bulldog or reclining lady silhouette mudflaps
Trucknuts on the hitch
confederate and/or american flags
Obnoxious bumper stickers that say such stuff as:
-This is America...speak American
-Proud Gun Owner
-Everything I learned about muslims I learned on 9/11
And other dumb shyt.
I swear the average joe six pack beer swilling red blooded American is a motherfukker I just want to punch in the face without a shred of remorse and feel free to quote me on that.