Vito Spadafore's redundant physical excuses for random shyt thread

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Vito had the most asinine excuses for his behavior in The Sopranos. He came up with shyt excuses i never heard of

Vitos Goumad: "Vito, you haven't fukked me in over a year"
Vito excuse: "You know it's my blood sugar"

Tony: "So when did you start suck in cock? "
Vito excuse: "Oh, that was just my blood pressure medicine. I'm over that now "

Random construction supervisor: "Vito are you sleeping on the job?!?!? "
Vito excuse: " No, I'm just resting my hips "

Vitos wife: "You want to leave the wedding already? You always do this at weddings! "
Vito excuse: *Having gay thoughts* "It's just the crab cakes They give me bad cramps"

Some random underboss in New York: "Vito?! What the fukk?! You're a faq? "
Vito excuse: " This is just a practical joke Come on guys."

Vitos gay lover in New Hampshire: "What the fukk you doing trying to be a firefighter superhero?"
Vito excuse: "Look, I was just helping. That poor guy was gonna cook in there "

Random guy in diner: "You're writing a book about Rocky Graziano? Didn't he fight Ray Robinson in 52' "
Vito:
Vito Gay lover: "Thought you were writing about Marciano? "
Vito excuse: " Well, you can't talk about one without the other "
Random guy in diner: "Marciano?! Didn't he fight Joe Louis in 39? "
Vito:
Vito gay lover: "They fought in 41 "
Vito excuse: " Damn, where is my head at today? "

 

[Ricky Church]

He was still a good earner, supposedly.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

He was still a good earner, supposedly.

Yes he was. The bit between Tony and Carlo about Vitos earnings always has me cracking up.

Carlo: "You remember that episode in the twilight zone? You must have seen it. Dudes name was Johnny...um...damn, what was his name?"
Tony: "MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN TO SUCK COCK, INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV LAND, BECAUSE VITO BROUGHT IN 3 TIMES WHAT YOU DO IN CONSTRUCTION! . And I didn't have this fukking problem: "

 

[Mr. Pink]

Carlo was unintentionally hilarious too. He was a worse offender than even Paulie when it came to acting like a kid over Tony's approval or disapproval.

"Sil hit him first "

 

[Ricky Church]

Yes he was. The bit between Tony and Carlo about Vitos earnings always has me cracking up.

Carlo: "You remember that episode in the twilight zone? You must have seen it. Dudes name was Johnny...um...damn, what was his name?"
Tony: "MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN TO SUCK COCK, INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV LAND, BECAUSE VITO BROUGHT IN 3 TIMES WHAT YOU DO IN CONSTRUCTION! . And I didn't have this fukking problem: "

Lmao. Yeah I remember that, in the car.

Scene always made me

 

[Nino Soprano]

Damn I miss that show

RIP James G.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

:20-40 sec is the funniest shyt ever

Tony just walkin the fukk away from the table
Christopher with the "we'll get him to pay for some therapy "

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

been about 2 years since my last GOATpranos binge but this thread might have just awoken the urge.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

been about 2 years since my last GOATpranos binge but this thread might have just awoken the urge.

You need to every couple years...I just got to where Vito settled down in new Hampshire and big p*ssys ex wife is out here making cash on the side , and Carmella is jealous as shyt

 

[Beerus]

:20-40 sec is the funniest shyt ever

Tony just walkin the fukk away from the table
Christopher with the "we'll get him to pay for some therapy "

Best fukking show ever

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

:20-40 sec is the funniest shyt ever

Tony just walkin the fukk away from the table
Christopher with the "we'll get him to pay for some therapy "

Carlo: "He's gotta go :hhhscusty:"
Tony: " I wanna think about it "
Paulie: "What the fukk? What is there to think about?"
Tony: "Sit down "
Paulie: "fukk THAT! I'll say it again! What the fukk is there to think about? "

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Bump

 

[General Mills]

You need to every couple years...I just got to where Vito settled down in new Hampshire and big p*ssys ex wife is out here making cash on the side , and Carmella is jealous as shyt

Carmella was mad as fukkkkk when Angie pulled off in the brand new Vette She was big mad

 

[General Mills]

Yes he was. The bit between Tony and Carlo about Vitos earnings always has me cracking up.

Carlo: "You remember that episode in the twilight zone? You must have seen it. Dudes name was Johnny...um...damn, what was his name?"
Tony: "MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN TO SUCK COCK, INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV LAND, BECAUSE VITO BROUGHT IN 3 TIMES WHAT YOU DO IN CONSTRUCTION! . And I didn't have this fukking problem: "

Jezuz Krist


I can’t wait for my annual binge. I normally start it in April