Vlad and Wilton Guerrero

[Doctor Gonzo]

After hearing that Vlad got released by the Jays today, I did some reading on Wikipedia...

Wilton Guerrero - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Born 10/24/74)

Vladimir Guerrero - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Born 2/9/75)

They're brothers...one has to be adopted right??


Anyone know what the deal is?

 

[Rev]

Wilton showed a couple signs early but was just never nearly as good.

Corked bat, PEDs...dude got caught trying everything.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Fake paperwork or some weird shyt for sure

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

Corked bat, PEDs...dude got caught trying everything.

Wasn't he the dude that ran after his broken bat and tried to pick up the pieces while running to first base

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

After hearing that Vlad got released by the Jays today, I did some reading on Wikipedia...

Wilton Guerrero - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Born 10/24/74)

Vladimir Guerrero - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Born 2/9/75)

They're brothers...one has to be adopted right??


Anyone know what the deal is?

Or the parents didnt listen to the doctor after Wilton was born and started fukkin straight away instead of the 4-6 week wait.

 

[Pito]

Or the parents didnt listen to the doctor after Wilton was born and started fukkin straight away instead of the 4-6 week wait.

and he was born at 4 months?

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

Or the parents didnt listen to the doctor after Wilton was born and started fukkin straight away instead of the 4-6 week wait.

and he was born at 4 months?

Right?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

and he was born at 4 months?

You said 4 months not me

After a woman has had a baby, they told no sex for 4-6 weeks afterwards when the eggs is at its most fertile.

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

You said 4 months not me

After a woman has had a baby, they told no sex for 4-6 weeks afterwards when the eggs is at its most fertile.

Look at their birthdays...4 month gap between birth of two biological brothers

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Look at their birthdays...4 month gap between birth of two biological brothers

ITS A MIRACLE

Its you Americans and your stupid fukkin date system

If it was done proper like 9/2/1975 instead of the shytty month, date, year, CACs wouldnt be makin this mistake.

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

After hearing that Vlad got released by the Jays today, I did some reading on Wikipedia...

Wilton Guerrero - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Born 10/24/74)

Vladimir Guerrero - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Born 2/9/75)

They're brothers...one has to be adopted right??


Anyone know what the deal is?

They dominican
They stay with false birth certificates

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

ITS A MIRACLE

Its you Americans and your stupid fukkin date system

If it was done proper like 9/2/1975 instead of the shytty month, date, year, CACs wouldnt be makin this mistake.

Wilton: Born: October 24, 1974 in Don Gregorio, Peravia, D.R. (Age 37)
Wilton Guerrero Statistics and History - Baseball-Reference.com

Vlad: Born: February 9, 1975 in Nizao, Peravia, D.R. (Age 37)
Vladimir Guerrero Statistics and History - Baseball-Reference.com

 

[Doctor Wily]

The ENTIRE island of Espanola stay losing

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

The ENTIRE island of Espanola stay losing

*agrees with the good doctor*

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

...same dad, different mom?