Waking up to a loved one with morning breath

[mortuus est]

how do you handle your other half trying to kiss you straight when you wake up and spark a conversation right in your face


goooooooooooood morning babe ]~~~~~~~~ :sick:

 

[2manyFCKNrappers]

that's why u brush your teeth before you go to sleep...it shouldn't be that bad if you do..

 

[Non Sequitur]

"Ugh, go brush your teeth "


Problem solved.

 

[Vilified not verified]

I be like 'yooo yur breathe is kaaaaaarrrrrrkkkkkkeeeeeedddddd !!!! '

 

[mortuus est]

that's why u brush your teeth before you go to sleep...it shouldn't be that bad if you do..

aint got a tooth brush at shawtys house

 

[mortuus est]

"Ugh, go brush your teeth "


Problem solved.

lol but when you wake up dont you have a convo

 

[MexicanKingpin]

i make up an excuse and get the fukk out of there

 

[Non Sequitur]

lol but when you wake up dont you have a convo

She doesn't get all in my face yawning and using a bunch of H-words, though.


"Heeeeeeyyyyyy.....HOW are you this morning? Did you HAAAAAAAVVVVEE a good night's sleep?"

 

[2manyFCKNrappers]

aint got a tooth brush at shawtys house

i keep 2 spares in the whip

 

[BruhMayne]

Simple problem with a simple solution. If your loved one wants dragon breath kisses

 

[.༼-◕_◕-༽.]

I'm sorry but immaculate hygiene makes this non-issue...

Breath doesn't ever have to smell bad...

#unhygienicpeopleproblems

Need these in your life:

 

[Lana Kane]

So morning breath isn't a normal thing? You're telling me when you wake up from hours of sleep...your mouth smells like fukking roses?

 

[Objection]

Morning is the best time for sex. I ain't thinking about morning breath. Turn that ass around so you ain't gotta smell hers and she don't have to smell yours. Once you done, go brush your teeth.

 

[mortuus est]

skip to like 4mins in, my ex try be like this