Waking Up To People Who Were Staring At You Sleeping Unappreciation Thread

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So the other day, I caught up with one of my old things. I hadn't talked to her in like a year, and she somehow got my new number that I changed last September. She hit me up, and we had a conversation and she insisted that we meet up to talk. That it was important. Which was fine with me. Because we didn't really stop talking on bad terms.

We met for Lunch in Manhattan and just caught up and talked, and she was looking scrumptious I might add :ohlawd: Skin Tan, Eyebrows on point, and she put blonde highlights in her hair, she was glowing :blessed:

So last night around 3AM she text me and asked me was I up. And I was up, on the fukking Coli. Posting :leostare: over and over again with you nikkas. Just cracking up. I told her she should come through, and I paid for her cab to come over because I damn sure wasn't driving to get her.

So she comes over, in some yoga pants and a syracuse hoodie, and nothing under it. Ass on full display :whoo:

And Picked ya boy up that Meatball Marinara with extra Green Peppers from Subway. I ain't even ask or tell her, she just remembered :wow:

We chilled on the couch, lit up 2 swishers and spent the next few minutes looking at old pictures we took at the Apple Store and at the Beach, and then we kissed and shyt. I ran to my room to get blankets and condoms with the quickness and ended up laying the pipe on that for the next hour and half.

shyt felt like rediscovering lost treasure :blessed:

We ended up falling asleep on the floor, and shyt was good.

So my mental alarm wakes me up, because I need to go back to the hospital to my pops, and this bytch is in full on stare mode right infront of my face on some
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Son I almost pissed myself. I screamed a little bit like a bytch I can't lie. She was RIGHT INFRONT of my face. I asked her how long she been watching me. She said about an hour. :dead:

Brehs, and Brehettes, don't do that shyt. It's creepy and scary, and you might make a real nikka appear like a bytch, but I ain't no bytch :birdman:
 
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I once woke up in the middle of the night to a shadow standing over me whispering "you're gonna pay for what you did" :merchant:

It was my mother :wow: But the 2.5 seconds of disorientation had me feeling like the devil had come to take away my soul :merchant:

Then I realized Mom was totally pissed at me, and I found myself wishing for the devil instead :sadcam:
 

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I once woke up in the middle of the night to a shadow standing over me whispering "you're gonna pay for what you did" :merchant:

It was my mother :wow: But the 2.5 seconds of disorientation had me feeling like the devil had come to take away my soul :merchant:

Then I realized Mom was totally pissed at me, and I found myself wishing for the devil instead :sadcam:

:dead:
 

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She crazy?

I don't wanna say crazy, but just aggressively possessive. But she's beautiful and funny so I kinda just rolled with the mini reunion. One of those girls who might be jealous, but wont make YOU pay for it. Like she just lets her discontent for women be known. But wont blame you for it, or put the pressure on you. Like she won't not trust you, because she doesnt trust girls. She never used to ask me where I was going, or what time I would call her and shyt. Never on some "Yeah You probably fukking bytches" type shyt. She just hated women.
 

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I don't wanna say crazy, but just aggressively possessive. But she's beautiful and funny so I kinda just rolled with the mini reunion. One of those girls who might be jealous, but wont make YOU pay for it. Like she just lets her discontent for women be known. But wont blame you for it, or put the pressure on you. Like she won't not trust you, because she doesnt trust girls. She never used to ask me where I was going, or what time I would call her and shyt. Never on some "Yeah You probably fukking bytches" type shyt. She just hated women.

Tread lightly breh...my homie told me a story similar to this awhile back but it was a girl he had just met. It ended in a restraining order :patrice:


Sidenote: Excellent .gif usage :salute:
 
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