So I just came back from the bathroom and my coworker is in there blowing it up. I know he heard me come in but he never did a courtesy flush so while I was peeing the funk bytch slapped me like I was presenting at the Oscars. After I was done I washed my hands and then I turned off the bathroom lights so he'd have to sit in darkness and think about his dark deeds.






#Dogset come get your leader