Was Samson a bigger simp than Adam?

[aXiom]

I mean, this bytch set him up 3 times and he let it slide each time. Delilah probably had the wettest box in whole old testament

Adam on the other hand gave up EVERYTHING for this hoe. The perfect world was thrown away becuase this nikka was on his till death do us part bullshyt

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

Adam gets a pass... There were no other bytches in the world, so his simpin was mandatory

 

[The Burger King]

Adam gets a pass... There were no other bytches in the world, so his simpin was mandatory

:dafak:fukk no, Adam still ain't get a pass for that shyt. That bytch wasn't acting right, he should've asked God to cut that bytch off and make him a new woman. :thumbyfoh:

 

[aXiom]

:dafak:fukk no, Adam still ain't get a pass for that shyt. That bytch wasn't acting right, he should've asked God to cut that bytch off and make him a new woman. :thumbyfoh:

I'm saying.. This nikka got a direct line to the build-a-bytch factory, could have gotten a new bytch with the proportions he wanted, to within a millimeter of accuracy, yet this nikka chose to get thrown in the bushes with this bird. This nikka had zero competition and still simped.

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

:dafak:fukk no, Adam still ain't get a pass for that shyt. That bytch wasn't acting right, he should've asked God to cut that bytch off and make him a new woman. :thumbyfoh:

He was new to p*ssy, and got caught with his eyes wide open... It's happened to us all (come to think of it, it's probably directly his fault it's happened to us all)

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

:dafak:fukk no, Adam still ain't get a pass for that shyt. That bytch wasn't acting right, he should've asked God to cut that bytch off and make him a new woman. :thumbyfoh:

I'm saying.. This nikka got a direct line to the build-a-bytch factory, could have gotten a new bytch with the proportions he wanted, to within a millimeter of accuracy, yet this nikka chose to get thrown in the bushes with this bird. This nikka had zero competition and still simped.

LOL

This is where I come in.

Adam DID do that. Eve was his second go-around.

Do you know the story of Lilith?

Basically Adam's first wifey was Lilith but she kept wanting to ride cowgirl :

No stop laughing.

I'm serious.

Thats how the story goes.

So Adam gets pissed and tells god that his new toy isn't working and he wants another one:

Thus EVE.


Look it all up.

 

[ScoopNScore]

LOL

This is where I come in.

Adam DID do that. Eve was his second go-around.

Do you know the story of Lilith?

Basically Adam's first wifey was Lilith but she kept wanting to ride cowgirl :

No stop laughing.

I'm serious.

Thats how the story goes.

So Adam gets pissed and tells god that his new toy isn't working and he wants another one:

Thus EVE.


Look it all up.

And so God said unto him "Get married breh "