Watch as I pick all 16 games correctly for week 1 in the NFL

[PS5 Pro]

Thats right bytches, all 16 games picked correctly. I'll even cover the spreads

Denver wins and covers

Bills will upset the patriots

Steelers win vs Titans but don't cover

Falcons win over saints(they are the underdogs )

Geno Geno Geno wins his debut v bucs

Chiefs shyt on Jags and get overhyped because of it, then will miss the playoffs (the playoff comment is a bonus)

Bengals win in chicago by double digits

Browns over the Dolphins, Dolphins over browns, who gives a shyt

People are predicting upset, but not me. Seahawks beat in a tough fought game and cover

Detroit crushes Vikings

Raiders upset overrated Colts, TP = Player of Game. Al Davis shaped clouds will be spotted by fans
Not Mumruh Al, but the Ed Grimley looking Al

(I must say)

Rams beat Cardinals and are the suprise team of the league this year, before going nowhere come playoff time covers spread too

Greenbay beats Sanfransico because of Aaron Rodgers. His leadership has been questioned, and his team got roasted by this team. So this is a put up or shut up game for THEM and him. This game will define there season. San Fran, this game isn't as much of a must win for them. And the fact they assembled the DREAM TEAM is the reason why they will take steps backwards this year. Sorry if that offends anybody

Spoiler

No I'm not

Dallas unfortunately beat the Giants in a boring ass game. They will struggle to do so, and probably won't even cover the spread. The new offense will have mixed results which is why the game was so close. Cowboy fans will have a false sense of "we contenders now" after beating this NY Team while giant fans will refer to a previous title as for why losing now is not a big deal

Washington will beat the Eagles 62-7, but that eagle offense will do damage this year. Just not week one.
The skins defense will score a minimum of 17pts. HTTR

Houston will put Phillip Rivers on his ass, he'll get up and get his 4th quarter Romo on in the first half
2nd half he'll mount a mild comeback that leaves them losing by 8/9pts instead of 15-17pts

Make sure to give me props on Tuesday

 

[Primetime21]

and if you dont..

 

[DirtyMoney]

Pick me the exact points difference in each game and if youre right i'll wire you some bread.

 

[PS5 Pro]

and if you dont..

And if I don't what?

Pick me the exact points difference in each game and if youre right i'll wire you some bread.

I gave you 16gms and the spreads. I asked Joboo about the Dolphins game but even the afterlife didn't give a shyt

 

[BigE214]

This is one of my vices....

Im picking 6 every Sunday for $25 tryna come up on a rack and an additional $10 on a 10 pick tryna get them 3 bands

 

[Formerly known as...]

Pats will beat Bills.

 

[PS5 Pro]

This is one of my vices....

Im picking 6 every Sunday for $25 tryna come up on a rack and an additional $10 on a 10 pick tryna get them 3 bands

If I bet, a team that should win ALWAYS LOSES and it fukkin ruins the entire sunday. So I told myself I'm not gonna bet this year and just enjoy the season. The season of championships, man braids & knee braces
With that said, I'm usually very good on picks when I don't bet. Take that with a grain of salt, and your food won't taste as good na mean

Pats will beat Bills.

You're really stepping out on a limb with that prediction but you would be incorrect like 95% of the public

 

[unit321]

Thats right bytches, all 16 games picked correctly. I'll even cover the spreads

Denver wins and covers

Bills will upset the patriots

Steelers win vs Titans but don't cover

Falcons win over saints(they are the underdogs )

Geno Geno Geno wins his debut v bucs

Chiefs shyt on Jags and get overhyped because of it, then will miss the playoffs (the playoff comment is a bonus)

Bengals win in chicago by double digits

Browns over the Dolphins, Dolphins over browns, who gives a shyt

People are predicting upset, but not me. Seahawks beat in a tough fought game and cover

Detroit crushes Vikings

Raiders upset overrated Colts, TP = Player of Game. Al Davis shaped clouds will be spotted by fans
Not Mumruh Al, but the Ed Grimley looking Al

Rams beat Cardinals and are the suprise team of the league this year, before going nowhere come playoff time covers spread too

Greenbay beats Sanfransico because of Aaron Rodgers. His leadership has been questioned, and his team got roasted by this team. So this is a put up or shut up game for THEM and him. This game will define there season. San Fran, this game isn't as much of a must win for them. And the fact they assembled the DREAM TEAM is the reason why they will take steps backwards this year. Sorry if that offends anybody

Spoiler

No I'm not

Dallas unfortunately beat the Giants in a boring ass game. They will struggle to do so, and probably won't even cover the spread. The new offense will have mixed results which is why the game was so close. Cowboy fans will have a false sense of "we contenders now" after beating this NY Team while giant fans will refer to a previous title as for why losing now is not a big deal

Washington will beat the Eagles 62-7, but that eagle offense will do damage this year. Just not week one.
The skins defense will score a minimum of 17pts. HTTR

Houston will put Phillip Rivers on his ass, he'll get up and get his 4th quarter Romo on in the first half
2nd half he'll mount a mild comeback that leaves them losing by 8/9pts instead of 15-17pts

Make sure to give me props on Tuesday

Do yourself a favor and post predictions before the first game.

 

[Jax]

Pigs lose and you get banned for 10 days
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-official-court-banned-of-the-coli-celebration-thread.141138/

 

[L68]

anyone know any pickem sites where u can win money or prizes?

 

[Captain Crunch]

 

[USSInsiders]

I bet on Denver to cover yesterday so that's one down, but I also think Buff wins straight up against the Pats this Sunday and I got them +9 either way.

I smell your predictions

 

[Miggs]

Week 1 is always a OVER haven....mid to late season is difficult cu offenses and defenses are caught up,first week theres always mad points put up all over place....im going IN on about 6-7 games hard on the OVERS...Last night,alot of injuries you knew Flacco and Peyton were gonna light sh1t up....

 

[PS5 Pro]

Uppin for reckoning

 

[aliG]

PS4 come on bro im a big Oakland raider fan but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY we beating colts. TRUST.