Watching Home Alone 2 As An Adult......WOW

[HipHopStan]

this nikka kevin mcallister is evil as fukk..no really he's a demon
the traps kevin used were downright sadistic and would've made jigsaw proud. most of them were designed to kill. throwing a brick on someone's head from a rooftop would cave their fukking skull in. he really wanted to draw out marv and harry's suffering in this one, and unlike the first film, he wasn't acting in self-defense. catapulting them onto cars, pummeling them with bricks, wrenches and bags of cement, shooting them with staple guns, electrocuting them, setting harry on fire and then blowing him up with the kerosene-filled toilet, throwing them through floors, lighting the rope on fire so they'd fall to their deaths, etc. if all kevin really wanted to do was stop harry and marv from robbing the toy store, he could have just called the cops while they robbed duncan's toy chest, but instead he lured them to his uncle's house (which was totally unnecessary) to take his anger at his family out on the poor sticky bandits. he put them boys through hell and they didn't even want it with him even offering to leave him alone if kevin gave them the pictures he was was blackmailing them with. all harry and marv wanted to do was rob a store because they were bout that paper, but here comes kevin cockblocking them all the way. you really see the makings of a sociopath in this one

Good Son was the real third Home Alone

Please. Listen to him. He really means it.

 

[TruStyle]

nah, the reality is I wasn't aware of that meme. i'm not on reddit like that

hipster dweebs need to stop acting like everyone is up on the latest memes. that shyt moves to fast for me, and most of it is unfunny tripe.

fukk outta here, Im not on reddit either.

The latest memes? As i said all ready, shyt been around for years. Just sayin your corny for pretending like you didnt know what you were doing.

I will a agree tho, those memes are almost never funny, however that does not mean im unaware of their existence.

Id bet all my loot you are on then net much more than me, seeing as you have many more posts than I, i think its a more than safe bet.

So to pretend you dont follow what goings on online is hilarious to me


@ you coming in here saying what i said you would. what a herb

"i dont be on the net like that, im too busy to follow interet shyt"

So im a hipster dweeb but you hang around the same message board as me?......

 

[thedeaux]

I don't know why nikkas keep acting like Kevin was some dude who kept torturing these poor old bandits. These muthafukkas tried to ROB the little homies house with HIM in it. Kevin's G was CAC certified. Remember when Albert threatened to bite off his fingers one by one? Kevin just supposed to let that shyt go? Nah fukk marv and Albert they got what was coming to them

who the fukk is Albert, my nikka?

 

[bogey_j]

fukk outta here, Im not on reddit either.

The latest memes? As i said all ready, shyt been around for years. Just sayin your corny for pretending like you didnt know what you were doing.

I will a agree tho, those memes are almost never funny, however that does not mean im unaware of their existence.

Id bet all my loot you are on then net much more than me, seeing as you have many more posts than I, i think its a more than safe bet.

So to pretend you dont follow what goings on online is hilarious to me


@ you coming in here saying what i said you would. what a herb

"i dont be on the net like that, im too busy to follow interet shyt"

So im a hipster dweeb but you hang around the same message board as me?......

I said i'm not up on memes, thats it. I dont follow that fakkitry because most of it is unfunny insider geekdom. not that i'm too cool to be on the internet or anything like that. i genuinely wasn't aware of some jigsaw kevin meme. you need to learn to stop projecting your own reality on other people. not everybody on the internet knows/cares about that shyt

 

[Raiders]

I said i'm not up on memes, thats it. I dont follow that fakkitry because most of it is unfunny insider geekdom. not that i'm too cool to be on the internet or anything like that. i genuinely wasn't aware of some jigsaw kevin meme. you need to learn to stop projecting your own reality on other people. not everybody on the internet knows/cares about that shyt

I never seen them either and I be on the internet everyday.

Somebody post it

 

[tru_m.a.c]

I never seen them either and I be on the internet everyday.

Somebody post it

 

[tru_m.a.c]

"Home Alone" is really just "Die Hard" for kids.

Let's start with a skeletal version of the two plots: an emotionally vulnerable male lead finds himself clashing with his closest family members. Alienated from the group, he becomes separated at a pivotal moment in the story, just as a pack of criminals descends on his location. With his personal security threatened and the police failing to respond appropriately, he is forced to take matters into his own hands to fend off the intruders. The protagonist has to invent clever traps, attack plans, and hideouts to outsmart the enemy and save what is most precious.

 

[CJ]

what if kevin was black though?

25 to life for credit fraud and torture/attempted murder of two civilians.

 

[Wild self]

Home Alone 1 and 2 are classics. Shame that they don't make original live action films for families anymore.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

They already escaped from jail they were already on those most wanted lists

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

 

[YouMadd?]

That joke been floating around for years breh..

Oh the old "im not on the internet like that" defense.

Pretend you have no idea what goes on the internet but post on message boards brehs.

Spoiler

Waits for this dude to come back and say something along the lines of "naw i got a life unlike you,so im not on here like that

This is the first time I heard of the jigsaw/home alone references. It is pretty obvious now that I think about it, but I never heard it until this thread. Some people miss out on memes sometimes

 

[Adam3000]

fukk outta here, Im not on reddit either.

The latest memes? As i said all ready, shyt been around for years. Just sayin your corny for pretending like you didnt know what you were doing.

I will a agree tho, those memes are almost never funny, however that does not mean im unaware of their existence.

Id bet all my loot you are on then net much more than me, seeing as you have many more posts than I, i think its a more than safe bet.

So to pretend you dont follow what goings on online is hilarious to me


@ you coming in here saying what i said you would. what a herb

"i dont be on the net like that, im too busy to follow interet shyt"

So im a hipster dweeb but you hang around the same message board as me?......

I've been regularly visiting internet forums for 15 years and I've never seen the Home Alone/Jigsaw meme. You are going a little too heavy on this crusade

 

[Why-Fi]

Good Son was the real third Home Alone

 

[Adam3000]

Funny, I had these exact same thoughts the other day. Home Alone has been on a lot and I happened to catch the final scenes and kept saying to myself how violent and cruel some of this was. But I'm pretty sure they wanted to murder Kevin in part 1 so I guess I can't say they don't deserve it, they were more than just robbers. Not to mention, they flooded people's homes after they robbed them so it was more than just money for them, they were out to making innocent families suffer additional emotional and financial trauma.