Wats your most embarrassing moment when shooting off at a female irl?

[rbksNgirbauds]

For me it was just a routine drive thru pickup at this spot called Slim Chickens (not sure if this is just a regional chain). Chick wasn't all that in hindsight, but it's like I'm just hardwired to try and get at any young chick working the drive thru so I'd be damned if I ain't at least try

So I'm shooting the breeze wit her and she take my card , right when she was just finna gimme my shyt back I happened to spit. But I tried to do it real quick so she ain't catch it but the shyt just ended up drooling down my face. And there I was scrambling to wipe that shyt off my face

I can tell she was embarrassed for me, which just makes it worse. Just grabbed my food without saying shyt else and swerved off quicker than Red on Friday.


What's yall worse stories?

 

[Silkk]

In HS, was talking to this senior my junior and in mid conversion I sneezed, but it was the kind of sneeze where snot shot out my nose with it. Just walked off after that

 

[TheDarkCloud]

When I was with my cousin and decided to go against my better judgement and holla at a chick. Got her number and everything was good.

Started texting her and noticed she was really dry. Come to find out, she was actually flirting with my cousin and not me. Played the shyt out of myself.

I was more mad at myself because I didn’t typically approach females at the time. Only did it because my cousin pressured me to say something because she was doing the most with us. But she really had her eye on that nikka.

That was a minute ago but I’m still low key affected by that shyt lol. It motivated my gym obsession and to get myself right. Bet that shyt won’t happen now.

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

I tried to bag this one chick who I thought would be easygoing because she seemed like a nerdy type.

So I did the slow burn method. Try to talk to her a few times after class.

The first time, we talked for like a few seconds then she immediately turned a corner and said "okay bye"

The second time was after the final. I tried to talk a little but she just ignored me again and turned another corner and said "Okay bye"

It was confusing because I spoke to plenty of girls in the same class with no issues.

But she seemed to be cool with everyone except for me. As if I murdered her in a past life or something.

I hope you're reading this, Apphia, you bytch.

 

[ColdSlither]

Point Pleasant Beach, summer of maybe 2008 or 09. Out there with my friends having a good time. I just grossed two of the girls in the group out with that 2 Girls 1 Cup video. Behind us this cute girl, well cute to me, and her friends pitched their umbrella and chairs. I looked at her, she caught me looking. A few minutes later I caught her looking and smiling. That went on for a few minutes, and I said fukk it, I'm taking my handsomely nerdy butt over to say hi. And it went great. Her friend didn't want to merge groups, but I got her number and we made plans to meet up at the Tiki Bar later. So I go back to my crew to enjoy the rest of the day. Thing is, one of my friends made like a gallon of this lemonade tequila punch. Damn that shyt was good. She took her bartending way too seriously. I only had one cup so I wasn't feeling anything yet. Of course I'm that guy who couldn't stop drinking in social situations. So now an hour I'm like really fukked up. The good thing is that I'm the type of drunk who will just sit my ass down until the buzz dies down. So that's what I do. I lay on my stomach, look up, and there's pretty girl, and then I throw up. It was like time froze. I remember the look of revulsion on her face, and also thinking "No, no, no!!!! She's seeing all of this. I'm not going to hit that now!." So now my friends are shoveling my vomit in a bag. I guess it was my turn because the week before it was the friend who made the concoction. And two weeks before that, it was her girlfriend. I don't remember much after that. But we was at the Tiki Bar later that night, and she was there, but she didn't even acknowledge me or look my way.

 

[Da_Eggman]

I tried to bag this one chick who I thought would be easygoing because she seemed like a nerdy type.

So I did the slow burn method. Try to talk to her a few times after class.

The first time, we talked for like a few seconds then she immediately turned a corner and said "okay bye"

The second time was after the final. I tried to talk a little but she just ignored me again and turned another corner and said "Okay bye"

It was confusing because I spoke to plenty of girls in the same class with no issues.

But she seemed to be cool with everyone except for me. As if I murdered her in a past life or something.

I hope you're reading this, Apphia, you bytch.

Man the fucc up that hoe ain’t special she was playing games with you