ways that the Coli has affected your offline life

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I remember years ago when I first joined and brehs was talking about barbershop habits and how it is when the barber is cutting your hair and you have your arm on the armrest and his dikk keep bumping your arm


I was reading the thread like and was like whatever


until the next time I went to the barbershop and that thread popped in my head. Had me like when I realized that yes the barber's crotch area was indeed bumping into my arm while he was cutting my hair


I got really and slowly moved my arms off the armrest into my lap and that's how I been getting my hair cut since

 

[Amused Mastery]

Whenever I see an older, out of shape dude, I think about the smiley and try so hard to keep myself from laughing

 

[Gold]

I have unapologetically used the term "slam ass" in public

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Met a lot of cool people off this joint. Probably see one of the DMV folks at least one a month to just hang out, kick it. That about it.

 

[Luke Cage]

I neg people in the office now. got some red post it notes place it on the computer screens when they annoy me.

 

[Gold]

I neg people in the office now. got some red post it notes place it on the computer screens when they annoy me.

 

[Black Nate Grey]

Going through my militant phase here was a good thing imo, it let me vent.

I started appreciating black women in public more. I always had a bias towards them, but now I am more cognizant of the bullshyt they go through and often try my best to alleviate that.

Made me more attracted to black women. Seriously, the media brainwashing and subliminal influence you receive when every model is a white woman, every lead actress is a pretty white girl, your teachers are white women, every modicum of positive female representation is a white woman is damaging. Note, I always found black women attractive, had crushes, copious amount of black porn etc. But now it seems like a sort of reverse brainwashing took place because of the large amounts of black dimes posted here. I do still think I should have a loyal harem of women from all races/ethnicities who are 8/10's or above but the black women in the harem are first among equals status.

Before I was a bit more open, or at least okay with having potentially mixed kids. But thanks to the Coli and seeing Muhammad Ali's grandkids, it ain't it. Don't want my family line to be 'diluted' in the sense that they become 'whiter' as time progresses. It goes against everything I hope for humanity and is terribly absolutely racist, so I'm conflicted. Work in Progress.

 

[ADK]

I joined this site when I was like 16 so I'd quit jobs left and right because DRX was spitting that militant knowledge. This lasted like 3 years, I didn't give a fukk at all. Long story short, I shoulda stayed at these jobs and have more money than what I do.

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

I respond to everything in my head as an MJ smiley

And this guy too

 

[Vandelay]

I have no attention span anymore...

I get bored and pull The Coli rather than try to converse with people often.

 

[Silkk]

Probably, nah certainly wouldn’t be as far along in my career & life without the real knowledge i’ve gained from here.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

I find myself making faces resembling the smileys far more often these days. Especially:

 

[UNATTACHED]

I stay hitting cacs with the . Especially at work.

Cac: Hey were having a get together at...

Me: Naw I can't even make it

Cac: Hey do you watch mma?

Me: Nope

*Random cac holds a door open for me*

Me:

 

[bigdaddy88]

When i see something abominable i tend to go like

 

[J.E.T.S]

Came across AMS on this forum. Applied some of his knowledge...
















Lost two great women.