Ways Vince McMahon would ruin Lucha Underground if WWE acquired it

[John Reena]

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"UltimaLucha Main Event: HHH vs. Mil Muertes!!!! Make Hunter look strong dammit!!!"

 

[XII]

Prince Puma, huh :nosheltons:

Lose the mask. Your new name is Shelton Criminal :vincepoint:

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

We need more shaky camera cuts, dammit! GET KEVIN DUNN IN THERE NOW! AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, PUT THE TITLE ON BIG SHOW! :cokevince:

 

[DaylitoJames]

He would fire Matt Stryker again

He would put a Titantron in the Temple so the crowd can watch the backstage skits

Half of every episode would be promos

 

[John Reena]

"Angelico, we're gonna need you to tone it down with the moveset, you're TOO over. We need you to
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[Milk N Cookies]

Put on a cot damn sambarro & talk about tacos being your favorite food!!


Bring a bag of organges as a prop!!!

 

[DaylitoJames]

Vince would make Dario Cueto someone's manager.... Dario would be super over... then Vince fires Dario since there are no great managers in this era anymore.

 

[Vinny Lupton]

-turn a profit
-run live shows where tickets are sold

 

[Hoss]

Doink the Clown is installed as the new on-screen boss, replacing Dario. Doink then appears in every segment.

"It'll lighten things up, dammit!"

 

[Scotch Hall]

We need more shaky camera cuts, dammit! GET KEVIN DUNN IN THERE NOW! AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, PUT THE TITLE ON BIG SHOW! :cokevince:

One day Big Show walks backstage to the Lucha Underground catering area


Vince:

We need to make Big Show a killer again Lucha underground needs a monster, look at his arms..
DAMMIT, DUNN I got it.Have Show dye his beard black.

Kevin Dunn:

ok,ok whatever you say boss (goes back to gnawing on production equipment)

Vince: I said now. He's Latino now DAMMIT

SPIC HIM UP

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Turn Prince Puma into King Kitten

Push Bengala ahead of Pentagon Jr and Mil Muertes

 

[HYDRO]

Phase out the word lucha...replace it with Latino Entertainment...refers to performers as"the help"

 

[Cuckkleberry Finn]

Well, I'll tell you this, I wouldn't be surprised if pimpinela escarlata got a lot more screen time and a romance angle with Big Ryck

 

[Scotch Hall]

Phase out the word lucha...replace it with Latino Entertainment...refers to performers as"the help"

Bring in the mexicools and have them win the trios championship DAMMIT

Juvenile Guerrara still owes me one and have Rey bring me one of those steak wraps while your at it !!! DUNN

 

[John Reena]

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"Dammit Stryker, stop referring to the fans as "Believers" and say WWUniverso!!"