ways You Used To Try To Miss School...

[The_Coli's_Reckoning]

Throwing my backpack down the stairs then laying down at the bottom pretending I fell and was hurt.. parents heard my footsteps running down them though

Dumping out some soup into the toilet and saying I threw up...

Claiming I had an ear ache... which I actually suffered a few... mom schedules an appointment and I have them flush my ears out... turns out I had a lot of wax build up... just in the wrong ear...

 

[Kuz Stuna]

telling my parents dat it was some cac holiday they didn't know bout like "George Washington Day"

 

[Dank Hill]

Try? Bruh i use to just walk back home after my mom dropped me off

 

[AgentGrey]

Leave with your school stuff and go to the bus stop as normal, go somewhere else instead of getting on the bus
enjoy your day
repeat as many times as your grades allowed

if pops wasnt up or didnt see me, I'd just tuck my stuff in the closet so I wouldnt have to lug that crap around all day

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

Mams would work 7.15am till 12.15pm so usually I could chill at home till then. When the World Cup was on in 2002 the matches were on early in the morning, so I had a few friends round and we had a few drinks and a smoke.

I was making money at school though so not too often I would stay off for no reason.
Plus sometimes if work was quiet they'd send her home early

 

[360crazy]

Mom went to work before I went to school my junior and varsity year. Just stayed at the crib and engaged in pre marital sex until lunchtime.

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

Saying I was sick and my mum would take me to the doctor and make me soup.


The guilty feeling made it not worth it. But it did make me lose respect for doctors, prescribing ish when I'm not even that sick.

 

[dBoyFresh*212]

I would get on the bus and when it stop at my boy/homegirl house I just get out... I remember the FIRST fukking day of senior year they suspended me cuz I was in this one high school for 11 and 12 grade and the absent limit was 10 in your school CAREER. We'll they called my mom at the end if the school day asking why I was there for first period then disappeared...my moms like idk...they said I'm expelled...moms like HOW THE fukk U GON EXPELL HIM FOR CUTTING ONE DAY (this was gonna be the second high school I got kicked out of)....the principal like "he has almost 45 absences and he's only been here for 1 school year + a day , which he again cut" she got tight needles to say lol I was smokin a blunt in the back she like get to ass in here I'm like mom I just lit this lmao shyt was too funny

 

[Renkz]

Told them I didn't feel up to it, and they were like

 

[QGTM]

If your parents bought any excuse to miss school then you're lucky as hell. They told me straight up, "If I'm paying for your education and you're not sick, your ass is going to school"

 

[Don Dada F Poppa]

Go to the bus stop, wait for my parents to leave, then walk back to the crib. Be at school by lunch, I'd just walk up the path by the basketball court and act like I been there all day

 

[Ricky Church]

My mother'd be at work, and my pops didn't leave for work until like 10:30. so after he dropped me off at school at 8, I'd have at least 2 hours to kill before he left the house.
I'd be bored as hell waiting to go home, and none of my homie's was around to chill with cause they was in school.
I usually left after the homeroom bell and leave out the parking lot entrance. when I went to school in Bayonne, there was 2 different buildings and sometimes you'd have to go outside to get to the other buildings. (building 2/ice rink/tennis courts/football field/etc...)
there was always security guards that stood at the entrance to make sure no one left, but they ain't give a fukk.

 

[Ces1ne?]

--In middle school I would chew up cereal before walking out the door & spit it out on the way to the bus stop acting like I threw up & would be like "YOU WANT PROOF?!?!!......it's over there"

--In high school if it was during soccer season most of the teachers didn't report me if I wasn't there bc I repped the school well (this doesn't work if you or the team is shyt bc our horrible ass football team was ALWAYS in class while the soccer/baseball teams had almost a free ride).....so I would just leave the house on time in the AM, but would either chill at someone's house or go to my girls & sleep there till she got home then show up for the last period or 2 nice & refreshed ready for practice/matches.

--had one friend that was really on his Ferris Bueller shyt tho & would cover every damn angle possible with some crazy schemes he would plan a day or 2 before

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

In middle school my auntie use to drop my cousins & me off. We would wait like 10mins and walk back to her house and smoke all day

I remember she caught on because we would get calls from school and we would swear up n down we wouldn't be skippin.

One day she drops is off with my mom in the car, we waited like always, walked back to her house. When we get inside my mom & auntie are inside waitin like

They had parked the car down the street and none of us noticed.

I'm the last one through the door all happy like ahhhhh we bout to get smoked out, til I see my moms


There was one time when my dad caught me

I was going to a different school at the time (I stayed getting kicked out of schools) so I wanted to go back down my way to meet up with my cousins. I done jumped on two buses and walked like 15 blocks and who the fukk I see at the gas station near my cousin's house? My ol boy

nikka went like

I was

 

[Recca Gatsby]

I remember one time I planned it out. I knew when my parents left, I put pieces of cardboard in the backyard's locks and left them open. I walked out and told them by like I was heading to school but I turned right into the yard and jumped the fence in the back. Waited till I heard them leave, entered through the door and locked it behind me. I went to my room but all of a sudden I heard the garage come up so I had to run to my room, frantic I jumped lay in the closet. It was dark as shyt. Whole time I was listening to hear the garage go up to signal they had left but IT NEVER HAPPENED. So I was sitting in my closet in the dark for hours cramped up. Like four hours later I hear them come in my room and I'm like "oh shyt!" then the closet door swings open and my moms standing there with some clothes I guess she had been cleaning. She looked down at me pissed, I crawled out looking like Brody from Homeland, stop halfway out and shrug my shoulders. "Sup mom? heheheh?"

She proceeded to stomp me out and made me go to school for the last couple periods