Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
Man I'm parked outside Kroger, just got done picking some stuff up and I'm sitting in my car getting ready to go.
This trifling nxgga who parked on the side of me opens his door and hits my car TWICE.
So I get out the car like "
whoa breh watch out"
This nxgga looks at me like "
my bad, breh"
I inspect the damage like
and then get back in the car. I was irritated but the scratch was barely an inch across so I was like whatever.
But tell me why after I'm in the car, this nxgga starts talking crazy!

How you hit MY car and now YOU mad?
So at first I was gonna ignore it but then when I start pulling out, he still going, still talking mess!
Looking at me talking trash. He had his ppl with him so I guess he was trying to save face at that point.
So I was gonna let it go, but he starts getting loud shouting at me inside my car.
So I roll the window like "what's the problem breh??
"
And he says "man you was just sitting there, I was trying to get my son out the car!
"
I'm like "breh I was done with it. I didn't even say nothing else, I was leaving!
"
Then he starts yelling like he done lost his damn mind "so we good! We good then right??!
"
I let the window up and start driving off and this nxgga STILL shouting and whatnot
Again how you hit ME but YOU mad???
That's how folks get shot. It was something small and this nxgga was trying to get into it with me, like he tryna start something with me after hitting MY car!

If he did that with somebody who didn't have nothing to lose, that could have took a left turn. Nxgga was purposely trying to start something like he either wanted to shoot me or wanted me to shoot him.
Discuss.
This trifling nxgga who parked on the side of me opens his door and hits my car TWICE.
So I get out the car like "
whoa breh watch out"This nxgga looks at me like "
my bad, breh"I inspect the damage like
and then get back in the car. I was irritated but the scratch was barely an inch across so I was like whatever.But tell me why after I'm in the car, this nxgga starts talking crazy!

How you hit MY car and now YOU mad?
So at first I was gonna ignore it but then when I start pulling out, he still going, still talking mess!

Looking at me talking trash. He had his ppl with him so I guess he was trying to save face at that point.
So I was gonna let it go, but he starts getting loud shouting at me inside my car.
So I roll the window like "what's the problem breh??
"And he says "man you was just sitting there, I was trying to get my son out the car!
"I'm like "breh I was done with it. I didn't even say nothing else, I was leaving!
"Then he starts yelling like he done lost his damn mind "so we good! We good then right??!
"I let the window up and start driving off and this nxgga STILL shouting and whatnot

Again how you hit ME but YOU mad???
That's how folks get shot. It was something small and this nxgga was trying to get into it with me, like he tryna start something with me after hitting MY car!

If he did that with somebody who didn't have nothing to lose, that could have took a left turn. Nxgga was purposely trying to start something like he either wanted to shoot me or wanted me to shoot him.
Discuss.
and you were the one in the right