We need to have a real convo about .....Zapp Brannigan...WTF

[ajnapoleon]

We need some Backstory like a entire movie or series on how the fukk he got his rank



I want to know from when he entered the military (Which might be Trumps space force )



"Captain Zapp Brannigan is an egotistical military officer for the Democratic Order of Planets and Earth's Government and captain of at least a ship: usually of the Earth Ship Nimbus, but briefly of the luxury liner Titanic. Later in the series, he is introduced as a Twenty-Five Star General or General Major Webelo."





25 Star General

 

[Booker T Garvey]

No zapp brannigan slander on my watch

 

[ajnapoleon]

No zapp brannigan slander on my watch

No we gonna talk about zapp ......


time to talk about him and how he got that rank

 

[Doobie Doo]

No we gonna talk about zapp ......


time to talk about him and how he got that rank

Roger gave it to him thru his computer screen

 

[Saint1]

His bloody triumph over the pacifists of the Ghandi Nebula


Real Talk he's just white privilege.

 

[Geek Nasty]

One of the goat gag characters of all time. That Lela thirst

human privilege. Had Kip riding the bench like Tom Brady behind drew bledsoe

 

[Heafcliffe]

Haha @ this thread's premise but, on the other hand, it makes sense to question...

 

[fckyoupayme]

 

[Taadow]

One of the goat gag characters of all time. That Lela thirst

That Lee Lemon thirst, doe.

 

[Geek Nasty]

That Lee Lemon thirst, doe.

I was going to post this too, dude was so thirsty for Lela he had supernatural powers to see through disguises