We slangin pies 50% off overcheaaaa, Official Wizards vs Cows thread

[PS5 Pro]

Before I begin, I first off wanna apologize for acting like this was ever a rivalry. Thats my bad
I thought Derick Rose looked real good for Team USA, I figured he'd beast out all season
Chicago fans said "Nah, he gotta work his way back into shape "

Whatever the fukk ever. The point is I'm mocking you right this very moment you bytch ass Chi-town Cow fans
You know I knew all along D.Rose was going down. He not even down tho. He playing, he getting outplayed
John Wall skippin on nikkaz

WE SKIPPIN ON nikkaZ NOW

Spoiler

We have taken Noah and your butlers heart/soul/nuts and threw them into your mama's collective purses

United Center is Wizard Country and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but bytch

Lean all thee way the fukk back fukkboyz, your superiors are coming thru

 

[ikbm]

wizards lookin like a 1-2 seed in the history of organized sports

 

[PS5 Pro]

wizards lookin like a 1-2 seed in the history of organized sports

lmao @ your sig bruh, and lol @cornercommission2k12 aka cornerbytch for negging me
Nah nig Neg yourself for thinking socially awkward rose was gonna bring you anything more than a 2nd round exit

"But he was MVP"

Key word is "was" which hangs right next to an asterisk * since Lebron had better stats, then proceeded to send roses bytchass fishing when they met up in the playoffs

So anyways, Papajohns is 50% off right now, but if you just not in the mood for better ingredients today my nikka? Well, stay tuned

 

[DPG4Life]

wiz got a great win today

 

[Rosecrans]

 

[PS5 Pro]

Not even a rivalry anymore

The entire cow fanbase stayed clear, and I hope this is a sign of things to come
Just one week ago they was talking about how "Man, the first game we won "

Now a week later its nothing but cricket noises.
We straight up took them nikkaz hearts

Don't EVER say you better than the Wizkids ya dig, or have your Defensive MVP fake an injury

 

[Rosecrans]

 

[Liquid]

Damn @PS4 you just aint doing the numbers you used to.

all around

 

[Sterling Archer]

"Cows"

 

[PS5 Pro]

I'm pretty sure its the haters that are on the run. See young dunce_capz...















































































































































We looking like a 1/2 seed overcheaaaaaaaaa

Spoiler

Tru Story

 

[Dayco23]

Regular season does not matter.

 

[PS5 Pro]

Regular season does not matter.

2 things sir...

1.) A week ago it did matter to the Chi-town fanbase on this message board

2.) Wizards are proven in the playoffs, and are established this season as a real contender for a run to the title
While Chicago has lost 5 straight games at home to the Wizards.

Given how things have gone over the last 2yrs or so, you better be worried. I know PapaJohn is
He's losing a lot of money over here

 

[L&HH]

2 things sir...

1.) A week ago it did matter to the Chi-town fanbase on this message board

2.) Wizards are proven in the playoffs, and are established this season as a real contender for a run to the title
While Chicago has lost 5 straight games at home to the Wizards.

Given how things have gone over the last 2yrs or so, you better be worried. I know PapaJohn is
He's losing a lot of money over here

They not losing no money. Pizza's one of the biggest margin businesses. After all overhead is accounted for [ingredients, labor, electricity, etc] a pepperoni pizza costs like $1.50 to make.

 

[mastermind]

They not losing no money. Pizza's one of the biggest margin businesses. After all overhead is accounted for [ingredients, labor, electricity, etc] a pepperoni pizza costs like $1.50 to make.

while that may be true, Dominos used to do the promotion but backed out after Washington scored 7 TDs in a game and were routinely putting up 4 or 5 TDs a game in that 1999 season.

 

[Dayco23]

2 things sir...

1.) A week ago it did matter to the Chi-town fanbase on this message board

2.) Wizards are proven in the playoffs, and are established this season as a real contender for a run to the title
While Chicago has lost 5 straight games at home to the Wizards.

Given how things have gone over the last 2yrs or so, you better be worried. I know PapaJohn is
He's losing a lot of money over here

But none of that matters. it all comes down to who executes better and who has the better coach. theres no guarantee wiz are beating the bulls. no one plays defense in the regular season. The game slows down and the defensive intensity increases tenfold in teh playoffs.