You know whats worse than a wedding thats not open bar?
A wedding that is open bar, but everybody that was invited is opposed to drink, and when the groom offers to have a drink with you. one of his relatives comes to your table scolds you and says that's inappropriate and you shouldn't be drinking.
Actually had some bullshyt like that happen to once. Imagine only getting a sip at an open bar and then being guilted to death over it.
Don't invite a bunch of prohibitionists to your open bar wedding brehs
bartender was probably mad af he left with no tips that night