weirdest places you've taken a piss

[MikelArteta]

When I was in Cuba at this club in the washroom there was like this circular Fountain type thing but it was a big ass urinal, there was no barriers so nikkaz are just pissing there
I look up and yasiel puig type nukkaz have the and looks on their face while they pissing

A nukka had to pee so bad in a foreign land that I did it breh


Piss in a foreign land brehs

 

[Matt504]

I normally just piss in sinks so I can pee and wash my hands and penis all at once, probably less expensive than water used in an average flush.

 

[ikbm]

took a piss behind a rack of toy bouncing balls in a target in new jersey
my post piss relief reaction was similar to this

 

[flea]

Had to pee in a can in the backseat. It's a lot harder than it sounds. I had to get on my knees like I'm bout to hit a bytch doggystyle

 

[rogue_riezo]

Out of the window of a moving car in broad daylight.

Off the side of a cliff.

Out of my cousins bedroom window.

 

[Smoke]

Had to pee in a Sprite can on the bus coming home from a basketball game in high school. It was state and we lost on some bull shyt, even tho i had an immaculate game, but everybody was pissed and nobody wanted to stop to eat anywhere.
Idk if you ever peed in a soda can, but it's considerably difficult to do. Then I was stuck holding it the whole way home.

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

When I was in Cuba at this club in the washroom there was like this circular Fountain type thing but it was a big ass urinal, there was no barriers so nikkaz are just pissing there
I look up and yasiel puig type nukkaz have the and looks on their face while they pissing

A nukka had to pee so bad in a foreign land that I did it breh


Piss in a foreign land brehs

I can't pee if there is no dividers between the urinals. I had a bad experience when I was like 8 or 9 yrs old that could have been possible pedo staring at me when I used the bathroom at an amusement park. Since I go straight to the stalls unless it's a my bladder is about to explode situation.

 

[Fart Knocker]

about half of the stations in the nyc subway system, a bunch of stations on Philly's Broad Street subway, inside of an nyc subway car, on the floor of a dipset concert, in a water bottle while driving, the middle of the pulaski skyway in jersey city, out of my bedroom window

 

[Fart Knocker]

I normally just piss in sinks so I can pee and wash my hands and penis all at once, probably less expensive than water used in an average flush.

that was the way to do it during eagles games at veterans stadium

 

[Fart Knocker]

come to think of it, ive never pissed in a projects elevator, which is weird, because they ALWAYS have piss in them. if i got in the elevator and there was no puddle of piss, id take the stairs because id assume something sketchy was going on

 

[Spy]

I pissed inside of a washing machine once at the laundry mat. They had no restrooms

 

[MikelArteta]

Bump

 

[Ricky Church]

- at the entrance of the Holland Tunnel.

- pissed in the sink at work (2 jobs ago) just cause.

- behind a soda vending machine in front of a Pathmark, near where they kept the carts locked up. I was young and gave no fukks.

 

[DreadHead P]

Spoiler

in a chick's butt while having anal sex

Yeah, I know

 

[CHILLL]

took a piss behind a rack of toy bouncing balls in a target in new jersey
my post piss relief reaction was similar to this

weirdst gif i eer seen in my life haha