
I used to think this was a reasonable thing to expect of people, but jesus christ people are stupid.
Ex-girlfriend with two kids...
I was making dinner one day and asked her to boil some potatoes to help me out.
She said, "How much water should I use?"
I said, "About half a pot full."
She said, "Okay, what do I do then?"
I said, "Add some salt and put the potatoes in when the water starts boiling."
...long pause...
She said (and I will never forget this), "How will I know when it's boiling?"
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I used to think this was a reasonable thing to expect of people, but jesus christ people are stupid.
Ex-girlfriend with two kids...
I was making dinner one day and asked her to boil some potatoes to help me out.
She said, "How much water should I use?"
I said, "About half a pot full."
She said, "Okay, what do I do then?"
I said, "Add some salt and put the potatoes in when the water starts boiling."
...long pause...
She said (and I will never forget this), "How will I know when it's boiling?"
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I used to think this was a reasonable thing to expect of people, but jesus christ people are stupid.
Ex-girlfriend with two kids...
I was making dinner one day and asked her to boil some potatoes to help me out.
She said, "How much water should I use?"
I said, "About half a pot full."
She said, "Okay, what do I do then?"
I said, "Add some salt and put the potatoes in when the water starts boiling."
...long pause...
She said (and I will never forget this), "How will I know when it's boiling?"
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I used to think this was a reasonable thing to expect of people, but jesus christ people are stupid.
Ex-girlfriend with two kids...
I was making dinner one day and asked her to boil some potatoes to help me out.
She said, "How much water should I use?"
I said, "About half a pot full."
She said, "Okay, what do I do then?"
I said, "Add some salt and put the potatoes in when the water starts boiling."
...long pause...
She said (and I will never forget this), "How will I know when it's boiling?"
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