What are some foods that restaurants never cook correctly

BaldingSoHard

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fukking steak, man.

You order medium, you get well-done.
You order medium-rare, you get medium-well.
You order rare, you get raw.

The shyt is not that hard.

Also halibut. I have never had halibut at a restaurant that wasn't rubber. I didn't even know I liked halibut until last year when I cooked it myself, and didn't overcook it.
 

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fukking steak, man.

You order medium, you get well-done.
You order medium-rare, you get medium-well.

The shyt is not that hard.

Also halibut. I have never had halibut at a restaurant that wasn't rubber. I didn't even know I liked halibut until last year when I cooked it myself, and didn't overcook it.
Are you going to casual chains or steak houses?

my vote goes to pork chops
 

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Are you going to casual chains or steak houses?

my vote goes to pork chops

Random non-chain restaurants that don't specialize in steak, I guess would be the most apt description.
I've only had a couple steakhouse steaks. They were cooked well, but lacked seasoning.

You're right about pork chops. Unless they're smothered by a 97 year old black woman, they tend to come out dry.
 

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Random non-chain restaurants that don't specialize in steak, I guess would be the most apt description.
I've only had a couple steakhouse steaks. They were cooked well, but lacked seasoning.

You're right about pork chops. Unless they're smothered by a 97 year old black woman, they tend to come out dry.


Order it blackened to prevent that.
 

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fukking steak, man.

You order medium, you get well-done.
You order medium-rare, you get medium-well.
You order rare, you get raw.

The shyt is not that hard.

Also halibut. I have never had halibut at a restaurant that wasn't rubber. I didn't even know I liked halibut until last year when I cooked it myself, and didn't overcook it.
They key to this is to order a well done steak from low tier restaurants like I Hop, places like that don't even hire cooks that know how to make a medium rare steak and that shyt will come out bloody everytime. An upper tier restaurant where the plates are $20+ for a steak will treat you right :wow:
 
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