What are some male lies and female lies? How do know when your s/o is telling truth?

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

https://twitter.com/search/#FemaleLies

Im bout to cook that 5 star dinner! (Microwave turns on) [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=femalelies]#femalelies [/URL]

[URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=femalelies]#femalelies [/URL] I'm not bi.. Me and ol girl just did that once!! #rite

Noo i cant, my mom wont let me. *see's her at party [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=femalelies]#femalelies [/URL]

Reg ppl R like [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=malelies]#malelies [/URL] "I don't miss her" and [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=femalelies]#femalelies [/URL] "I don't miss him" and I'm like #MyLies "No thanks I'm not that hungry"

[URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=femalelies]#femalelies [/URL] LOL anything I say to do with "being on time" or "doing my makeup in under 30 minutes"

Imma stop retweeting these I swear! [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=malelies]#malelies [/URL] RT @Ammazing_ [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=femalelies]#femalelies [/URL] "I'm over him. I've moved on.."

[URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=femalelies]#femalelies [/URL] I'll only be in the store for a few minutes

I'm on my #period [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=femalelies]#femalelies [/URL] that's when I say "you ain't got a toothache" do you??

I'm independent and I take care of my kids [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=femalelies]#femalelies [/URL]

Naa, imma stay in. (2hrs later) "yaaay LA Bound! Lol [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=femalelies]#femalelies [/URL]

https://twitter.com/search?q=#MaleLies&src=typd

[URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=malelies]#malelies [/URL] : 1. She isn't pretty 2. I don't talk to her 3. I don't text other girls 4. I was with the guys 5. I fell asleep 6. My Phone died

[URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=malelies]#malelies [/URL] [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=femalelies]#femalelies [/URL] oh I didn't, my twitter just started unfollowing people. *unfollowed you cos your weird AF*

"Come over, all I wanna do is watch a movie" [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=malelies]#malelies [/URL]

[URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=malelies]#malelies [/URL] "Nah babe.. that's like my sister"

[URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=malelies]#malelies [/URL] I've never felt this way about a girl before, your different .” HAHA. Heard that one before :p

[URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=malelies]#malelies [/URL] I love you, you're my girl, you're the only one I will ever love! #yeahright

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[rapdonttweet]

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[LastEmperor2k2]

I always feel like males lies about small shyt when their girl isn't around,

Usually like "Did you shovel the walkway yet" and you lie and say yes, knowing you're gonna do it later.

I`m in a very honest relationship though, don't really worry about lies too much