What are some of the funny stories you read on here

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theres a few, but this one still pops in my head from time to time

in my "if you saw fredo in the cut thread...." thread

http://www.the-coli.com/1975285-post86.html


I had a situation with one lil nikka once.

I was walking at like 7pm about 4 blocks from my house, the hood was on high alert (for reasons I won't get into), it was winter so the sun was just about to hit the horizon. I'm walking then all of a sudden I just see eyes and hairline peaking behind a building. That MGS4 alarm went off. I slowed down my pace like :wtb:. I couldn't really see the nikka, cause it was just his eyes slipping in and out the cut. So from 4 buildings down, I slip into the cut. That nikkas eyes got wide hahahaha he went from :birdman: to :ohhh: It threw his ass off big time. We both peaked out at the same time, I gave him a head up, like "sup" but with my head. He did the same. I said "we good?" :ufdup: He was like "is we?":ufdup:, I gave him another head nod, he came out the cut, I recognized him, so I came out the cut. Situation dissolved. You could tell we were both relieved. :whew: I had to throw that nikka off, cause I wasn't about to be easy prey, better come out them shadows nikka. hahahaha. You might say slipping behind a building was scary, p*ssy, whatever, but not me. Goons are impulsive, you can defeat that with quick wit and a bit of logic.

Damn I'm glad I don't live in those conditions anymore.

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http://www.the-coli.com/512954-post53.html

Only got caught by my little brother once. Thought he was outside with his friends, it was around 7pm and I thought I'd get a good one in before taking a shower. I pulled out my Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition which had a couple choice pictures of Serena Willaims:myman: and went to work.

The little nikka walked in, turned the lights on like "What you doin:wtf:?"

Me:" nikka GET THE fukk OUT:pacspit:"

Him: "Huuhhhh Man hurry the hell up I'm sleepy:noah:

the visual :dead:
 
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