what are some outlandish things ratchet b1tches have asked/said to you?

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This just in from my jump off:

"You gonna let me drive a block when u come down?"

:wtf:

fukk outta here you ghetto ass biiiatch :rudy:

I might let her do donuts in the parking lot if she let me fukk though :noah:
 

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:laff: at both above!!!

We need to keep this thread going.

The same girl once told me she wanted to further her career.

So she is gonna quit her job as a McDonald's manager to be a manager at Dunkin Donuts :what:

I feel bad for her...now she is going to a 6-month medical school to be a "RN" :comeon:

In the hood: scrubs for work = RN or LPN

dumb bytches :russ:
 

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*high school*

I sit down at the table bout to eat my lunch

Pregnant chick - I'm hungry can I get a slice

Me - Nah go buy your own

Pregnant chick - I'm pregnant, you can't tell a pregnant woman no :damn:

Me - :wtf: I never heard that, go ask your baby daddy for some money :skip:

Her - you gonna have bad luck in the future

Me - :eat:
 

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I was at the bar talking to this female, not even tryna holler at her just talking to her about traveling and such outta nowhere mid convo she cuts me off and is like "HOW BIG IS YOUR COCK?!!!??!!" the whole place turned and looked at us like :wtf::mindblown::pachaha:

I jus laughed in the biitches face and walked off:stylin:
 

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I remember when i just got my new whip few yrs back

I pull up to her house call her to come outside....

her- "omggg your car is fukking hot"

me- :smugfavre: thanks..get in lets go..

her- "wait hol up..you need to get a camera and have me posing on the hood of this in a thong or some shyt.." while she doing all these video ho poses.

me- "get in chic" :stopitslime:

:snoop:
 
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:laff: at both above!!!

We need to keep this thread going.

The same girl once told me she wanted to further her career.

So she is gonna quit her job as a McDonald's manager to be a manager at Dunkin Donuts :what:
that really depends on the salary. i saw a listing for a manager of a breakfast chain restaurant and they made like 60k a year at that place

not bad at all.
 

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*high school*

I sit down at the table bout to eat my lunch

Pregnant chick - I'm hungry can I get a slice

Me - Nah go buy your own

Pregnant chick - I'm pregnant, you can't tell a pregnant woman no :damn:

Me - :wtf: I never heard that, go ask your baby daddy for some money :skip:
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Her - you gonna have bad luck in the future

Me - :eat:

:deadrose: at your gonna have bad luck
 

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I remember when i just got my new whip few yrs back

I pull up to her house call her to come outside....

her- "omggg your car is fukking hot"

me- :smugfavre: thanks..get in lets go..

her- "wait hol up..you need to get a camera and have me posing on the hood of this in a thong or some shyt.." while she doing all these video ho poses.

me- "get in chic" :stopitslime:

:snoop:

kinda car breh?
 
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