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VOTE!!!
I'm tryna be careful, wanna make sure I'm HUNGRY for tomorrow afternoon. 


time and have the metabolism of a two toed sloth?Make sure you're hungry tomorrow afternoon? Are you ontime and have the metabolism of a two toed sloth?
Actually I'm not. People start altering their eating habits on cue when Thanksgiving comes around in an attempt to gorge themselves. If you start limiting calories or cutting out meals in order to do this it's going to have the opposite effect. Eat as you normally would eat, and your body wont need to adjust to anything. so...I know you're trying to get a joke to land but no I don't eat a lot and when I said today i meant this evening

Actually I'm not. People start altering their eating habits on cue when Thanksgiving comes around in an attempt to gorge themselves. If you start limiting calories or cutting out meals in order to do this it's going to have the opposite effect. Eat as you normally would eat, and your body wont need to adjust to anything. so...
Normal dinner
Normal breakfast
Light lunch...sandwich or some shyt.
"Walk with cousins" right before dinner, and then tear that shyt up.![]()
So you eat a normal dinner and then also have eggs and pancakes before Thanksgiving ?
I mean I would if I ate pancakes...But I'll probably have eggs, toast and bacon in the morning. Wont change my appetite in the afternoon.
Fair enough. I'm usually full at lunch time if I eat a breakfast bigger than cereal or oatmeal or something like that. As said, I don't eat a lot especially in one sitting.
Actually I'm not. People start altering their eating habits on cue when Thanksgiving comes around in an attempt to gorge themselves. If you start limiting calories or cutting out meals in order to do this it's going to have the opposite effect. Eat as you normally would eat, and your body wont need to adjust to anything. so...
Normal dinner
Normal breakfast
Light lunch...sandwich or some shyt.
"Walk with cousins" right before dinner, and then tear that shyt up.![]()


You probably dropping at least 2 healthy deuces where you spend an extra 15 unproductive minutes just browsing The Coli 'n shıt.
Got children with weak bladders banging on the door and mashing one foot with the other before they piss themselves. Meanwhile you're grinning ear to ear dapping posts up 'n shıt.
Now I see how you got your username.
Happy Thanksgiving, Fam!


15 minutes fam? Lmao I've damn near almost lost a foot with all the time I've spent on the toilet simultaneously dropping deuces and coli gems![]()
