What are you first memories?

[JerkPork]

I remember in the first day/week in kindergarten some chick asked the teacher "is it true be will live to be 100."

and her answer was along the lines of " likely not." I've been for a short while since then.



...I also remember being in the same class and one day this un-pottytrained dude decided to purge his bladder while in his seat.

...Same grade, some kid got suspended for simply saying the teacher was pregnant, which she was...

...also, same grade, I remember puking my guts out during the pledge of allegiance.

Random thread, but I'm faded.

 

[Strawberry]

I remember playing in my Baba & Dido's backyard as a little girl. It was huge with a big ass garden that was growing all kinds of berries, vegetables & flowers.

It was magical to me. Over the years developers came in the neighbourhood and a bunch of the land was sold to build some big fancy houses. I always hated those people for ruining one of my favourite childhood spots




I also remember coming home from kindergarten and my Baba would make me roast beef or pb&j sandwiches and we'd watch soap operas. Or if my Dido was around we'd watch National Geographic.

I remember putting on glasses and organizing encyclopedias at home, pretending to be a librarian



My mom always tells me this story about how she just got back from a trip to Amsterdam and she bought these wooden clogs...

Apparently one day when no one was looking, I put on the clogs, a necklace, and grabbed a little purse and went walkin down the street completely naked. I must have been about 3. I don't remember that though.

 

[KOOL-AID]

the factory...

 

[JerkPork]

flopped

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

i was at muppet babbies on broadway, that's my earliest memory. i was about 3 and i remember sitting in the room and the lights going down and the show beginning. i can also still hear the sound of the characters in my head, their dialogue during the show.

 

[Rue]

I remember always being with my cousin, we always had fun together, bunking kindergarter together playing in the mud, then fighting sometimes One time she took a brick and gave one shot to my chin it bled like a MF, needless to say, we're astranged now

 

[blackestofpanthers]

Being breastfed but i try my hardest to forget sucking my mother's titty

 

[miranda]

earthquake in preschool

 

[The BasedFather]

Being breastfed but i try my hardest to forget sucking my mother's titty

Ya mama got big t*ts?

 

[humble Hermit]

It's not too late or impossible to remember as far back as you want. Some of my earliest memories was Hurricane Hugo in 89...I was 2 at the time. I saw the roof peel off in the housing where I was living. I want to say I saw the eye of the Hurricane. I remember being pushed through a winding screen window, escaping my own home to the neighbors because our ceiling was leaking. I also remember being in Puerto Rico after I had a check up on my heart. This was before the hurricane. I have memories of being in Dominica where I could not have been older than 1yrs of age. I'm 29 now.

 

[50CentStan]

my first memory is..hmm let me think....its abad one.....when I got banned from I'm still upset about that.