What are your most ebarassing sex stories

[tonyclifton]

a couple years ago me and my fiancé got caught fukking at my cousins baptism after party. My ma knocked on the door like " are you fukking serious"

There was hella liquor and we were in the mood. Everyone gave us the when we came out .

@so

Back In high school I finally got this dime to mess with me. We started fukking and I lasted like 2 minutes. She told all her friends and I was the laughing stock for a while

Saw her after like ten years at wal mart and still felt ashamed. She's still a dime too.

Add on

 

[Scuti]

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[Bless't]

After clubbing with my girl in Philly, we got caught fukking in Rittenhouse square by a security guard. Pretty old dude too.

It started on the bench with head... Then moved to an alley. Had her bent over... "Hey! Ya'll both need to move on."

*gets one more stroke in then pulls up pants*



Not embarrassing really. But still. A story is a story.

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

When I was 13 I pissed on a girl thinking I was about to bust

Middle school was stressful

 

[audemarzz]

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[muse]

When I was 13 I pissed on a girl thinking I was about to bust

Middle school was stressful

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[Solano707]

Wasn't me, but ole girl I was with...

I was 12 years old and she was 13. She was doming me up in her house and she said not to cum in her mouth Breh, I unloaded a massive wad down her throat, had her scrambling for the bathroom when I was done She said I was pig... but, she kept on sucking as I'm nutting down that throat I think she actually liked it ebcause I will always do it lol

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

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I don't know mane I didn't think things like that were possible

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Mufukkas were having sex at 12 and 13 though?

 

[Mr swag]

Busted in like 6 strokes and had to pretend the condom broke and that was my last one


She said "let me see the condom"

I said "you nasty" and quickly ran to the bathroom to flush it


No one can beat that

 

[Neil Tyson]

I was getting a handy and I bust on my own face. She said not to move and got me a wetwipe.

I always be busting in huge arcs like Peter North.

 

[Killer Instinct]

When I first had sex around 14 or so, I wanted my gf to think I was a pro since it was her first time.
I'd known her since 3rd grade so I knew I had to be on it and wanted her to think I was that dude.
I was actually a virgin at the time on top of being nervous and anxious, and so I struggled to take her bra off.
She went from

To *15 seconds later*

To *30 seconds later*

I finally got it off with a little help after half a minute.
I ended up still looking good after the fact considering how easy we had to take it because she was a virgin.
The reality was I was about to pop two minutes in but when I could tell she was trying to adjust, I was able to slow it down on some
"I'll be gentle, mami." Came out looking like a million bucks regardless.

 

[EffYou]

In to live vicariously through others embarrassments

 

[vicioustalk]

Wasn't me, but ole girl I was with...

I was 12 years old and she was 13. She was doming me up in her house and she said not to cum in her mouth Breh, I unloaded a massive wad down her throat, had her scrambling for the bathroom when I was done She said I was pig... but, she kept on sucking as I'm nutting down that throat I think she actually liked it ebcause I will always do it lol

wtf

 

[Solano707]

wtf