shyt im 20 now, hope she was bad as fukk
What are your most ebarassing sex stories
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I had sex with this chick in her living room one night while her grandma was in the room sleep. She had a one bedroom spot with her grandmother.
She was like don't worry cause even if she wakes up she is too old to get up on her own she has to yell for assistance.
So I was like sure, whatever. (I was a teenage boy, so I would of just risked it anyway, 100%)
But then, while we are fukking... out of nowhere her grandma yells
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I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN THERE!
Thats one time.
Another time I was fukking this girl when her little sister woke up, but we didn't know who it was that was coming down the hall, we thought it was her older sister or mom, so since she didnt have time to get dressed she just ran in the bathroom and acted like she was taking a shower.
But it was her lil sister who was like maybe 2 or 3 or something, so the girl I was screwing was like just make her lil sis a poptart and she'll go back to bed, and she went back to the bathroom to get dressed cause now we can't finish.
So I make two poptarts. One for her lil sis and one for me. But I'm mad as hell cause I came over for nothing.
But then, after I put the poptart box away, I notice there was a roach on the counter and I couldn't be sure... but I think it came from near where the plate with my poptart was.
I know I got a long walk ahead of me to get home... I need the energy... and I am pissed off that her lil sister cockblocked me... so I switched her poptart plate with mine while she is staring right at me.
Like 'now the tables have turned'
So she has a look of disbelief anf does that thing where kid's eyes get big and she is gearing up to cry but her face is just wrinkling up and she isnt crying yet, and I know she is about to wake the whole house up... this chick's mom included... so I know I fukked up.
Had to break out like
would repI had sex with this chick in her living room one night while her grandma was in the room sleep. She had a one bedroom spot with her grandmother.
She was like don't worry cause even if she wakes up she is too old to get up on her own she has to yell for assistance.
So I was like sure, whatever. (I was a teenage boy, so I would of just risked it anyway, 100%)
But then, while we are fukking... out of nowhere her grandma yells
...
...
...
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN THERE!
Thats one time.
Another time I was fukking this girl when her little sister woke up, but we didn't know who it was that was coming down the hall, we thought it was her older sister or mom, so since she didnt have time to get dressed she just ran in the bathroom and acted like she was taking a shower.
But it was her lil sister who was like maybe 2 or 3 or something, so the girl I was screwing was like just make her lil sis a poptart and she'll go back to bed, and she went back to the bathroom to get dressed cause now we can't finish.
So I make two poptarts. One for her lil sis and one for me. But I'm mad as hell cause I came over for nothing.
But then, after I put the poptart box away, I notice there was a roach on the counter and I couldn't be sure... but I think it came from near where the plate with my poptart was.
I know I got a long walk ahead of me to get home... I need the energy... and I am pissed off that her lil sister cockblocked me... so I switched her poptart plate with mine while she is staring right at me.
So she has a look of disbelief anf does that thing where kid's eyes get big and she is gearing up to cry but her face is just wrinkling up and she isnt crying yet, and I know she is about to wake the whole house up... this chick's mom included... so I know I fukked up.
Had to break out like
Allergic2Latex
I Got Juice
Stop bein a bytch, tell usIn
but most of these are humble brags...
No way i'm telling mine.. though...shyt's way beyond embarrassing
but years later... its actually pretty funny
Lol damnMe and my boy ran a train on a girl. He went first and came back 5 min later and tapped me in. I walked in likeyour coochie stink (thinking this to myself)...anyhow, I still hit it.
My boy later told me it stunk so bad be couldn't do it and roasted me for months.
Me and my homeboy driving around with these two young prostitutes for 3 hours convincing them to fukk us for free
atleast yall didnt pay
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
Drake's Tan
Superstar
After clubbing with my girl in Philly, we got caught fukking in Rittenhouse square by a security guard. Pretty old dude too.
It started on the bench with head... Then moved to an alley. Had her bent over... "Hey! Ya'll both need to move on."
*gets one more stroke in then pulls up pants*
Not embarrassing really. But still. A story is a story.
You Philly motherfukkers always like to fukk in public. I sweatergawd, every time I've been there I've walked by a couple fukking behind a fence or in a dark corner.
