i remember one day in highschool (15/16yrs old) i was just having one of those days where everything seems just right. fresh cut, clothes lookin good, and i had just gotten this cologne for my birthday
. spritz the black one on and was feelin godly 
so lunch time is ending and we gotta get into the next class. i reapply my cologne and rolled up into class feelin good as fukk. then shyt starts goin awry. about 10 minutes into class me teacher starts lookin real red in the face. she was on some
and just stopped speaking altogether. everyone is like 'you okay ms gregory?'
she like 'someone out in the halls must've sprayed too much of that axe stuff, they're always doing that. its really bothering my throat'
she starts coughing like mad and everyone starts panicking. im sittin dead center in the class like
i got this shyt all over my jacket i bet erryone know its me!!
now shes straight up choking. she says 'everyone grab your books we're going to the library'. now im sweating FOR REAL cause i know im bouta get caught. if i stand up too early people will smell it on me. but im surrounded. so im sitting there acting like im finishing writing some notes so i can leave last
.
when we get into the halls im like '
can i go get a drink from the fountain? my throats hurting as well. these students need to learn this is a no smell zone.' 
. she says yes 
so im speed walkin down the halls to my locker.
i finally get there and tear my jacket off and stuff it in the bottom of my locker. even farted in an attempt to replace the scent. when i get back to the library everyone is staring like
didnt he just have a jacket on? i had to sit there for the longest 40 minutes of my life hoping i didnt have any traces of that shyt on me 
. but i know they could brehs, i know they could
share your embarrassing stories brehs
so lunch time is ending and we gotta get into the next class. i reapply my cologne and rolled up into class feelin good as fukk. then shyt starts goin awry. about 10 minutes into class me teacher starts lookin real red in the face. she was on some
and just stopped speaking altogether. everyone is like 'you okay ms gregory?'she like 'someone out in the halls must've sprayed too much of that axe stuff, they're always doing that. its really bothering my throat
'she starts coughing like mad and everyone starts panicking. im sittin dead center in the class like
i got this shyt all over my jacket i bet erryone know its me!!now shes straight up choking. she says 'everyone grab your books we're going to the library'. now im sweating FOR REAL cause i know im bouta get caught. if i stand up too early people will smell it on me. but im surrounded. so im sitting there acting like im finishing writing some notes so i can leave last
.when we get into the halls im like '
can i go get a drink from the fountain? my throats hurting as well. these students need to learn this is a no smell zone.' . she says yes so im speed walkin down the halls to my locker.
i finally get there and tear my jacket off and stuff it in the bottom of my locker. even farted in an attempt to replace the scent. when i get back to the library everyone is staring like
didnt he just have a jacket on? i had to sit there for the longest 40 minutes of my life hoping i didnt have any traces of that shyt on me . but i know they could brehs, i know they could share your embarrassing stories brehs