What are your New Year resolutions that you most likely won't keep.

[F*ckthemkids]

Start liking kids

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

“I’m gonna do more cardio ”

And eat more carbs

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Can I borrow some money

My favorite nation is donation and my favorite city happens to be generosity, and I’m feeling the holiday spirit, so lemme reach my short arms into these deep pockets for my playa potna real quick…

Don’t spend it all in one place.

 

[old pig]

no alcohol…no p*ssy just for the sake of p*ssy…definitely deading weed…workout more eat better…eliminating weed is the most realistic one

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Start liking kids

You better, or you'll get canceled in 2023 for practicing Ageism.

 

[mc_brew]

my only resolution is to end #dogset for good....!

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Stopped smoking cigs this year

I’m done wit resolutions now

Bout to head to Atlanta and celebrate tonight

I need a cute face long hair chubby bytch cuz

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

my only resolution is to end #dogset for good....!

Oh my

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Op say when he tint his cars he gon start back running over cats

That caught me off guard

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Stop hating cacs

 

[RhodyRum]

"I'm gonna stop ordering genocides of certain undesirable groups around the world with my secret militia of pre-teen Cambodian children proficient in espionage, intelligence recon, long range marksmanship, and ninjitsu."

I say this shıt every year and by March or April some mofos gotta act up somewhere around the world and my adolescent minions gotta go reticently wreck havoc and restore order.

I'm getting too old for this shıt