What could you do with a female that isnt sexual?

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I wouldnt last a minute with all them rules....that right there in booty shorts and that good ole female smell and that LONG BLACK HAIR will drive me insane...








In a good way :shaq:
 

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I would act like her simp ass friend and do a bunch of lame sh!t she wants to do for a week

But what if the bish is on her period?

either way I can do a week, I'd take the milli

But on that 9th ninth day tho :shaq: I'mmah sell that bish a million dollar dream and bounce in the morning
 

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its a set-up, this dude said desire, you get hard off this chick its over.... if you talkin just physical sh!t, this b!tch is bushes
 

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i had 2 girl roommates in uni... both pretty hot they were the bartenders/promo girl type... i had sex with one of em twice... both times after getting drunk together never banged the other one... its weird once you spend that much time with a girl they really do become like your sisters... ionno or maybe im just a faggat LOL
 

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I would act like her simp ass friend and do a bunch of lame sh!t she wants to do for a week

But what if the bish is on her period?

either way I can do a week, I'd take the milli

But on that 9th ninth day tho :shaq: I'mmah sell that bish a million dollar dream and bounce in the morning

You mean 8th day? :bryan:
 

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You mean 8th day? :bryan:

nah breh this is the day after the bish tell's @Dog Based Gremlin that she "genuinely enjoyed herself" so I can get that :smugvince: first b4 I sell the bish the dream the next night. I gottah toss the money in the bank and cop a few things first tho.

I still want to fukk the bish then bounce
 
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That would be easy. I would just treat her like a friend, female co-worker, or sister. I could do with a million dollars.
 

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nikka for a stack she's gettin thrown in the bushes
 

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New Rules:

---50,000 prize (anyone would stay focused for a milly thats excessive) for not having sex w/ her

---you are locked in a house with her 24/7, except for 2 hours of outdoor exercise time, for one whole week.

---Every night you are required to do one of the following with her: smoke a blunt/pop a molly/get drunk. You must do at least one of each before the week is up, and you must do two at of the aforementioned, at the same time, at least once.

---She is ready, willing, and able and is incessantly flirty. Her rotating outfits: french maid/bikini/catholic school girl/nurse/cheerleader, etc. Additionally you are required to watch 30 minutes of porn together, nightly.

---you werent allowed to ejaculate two weeks before entering the home with her, and you ARE NOT allowed to masturbate for the duration of the week together.
 
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