what do I get for my dads birthday

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

hes big & fat if that helps

 

[AtomicUse]

Away from him.

 

[MoeDollaZ$]

You are a sad young man

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

buy him some spice and make a youtube video of his reaction.

 

[WeDemBoyz]

Steakhouse

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Send him a text while he's at Denny's that says "I wanted to inform you that I'm gay."

 

[Zero]

A son that would have the sense enough to ask him what he might want


Good grief nikkas

 

[Ashley Banks]

What does your dad like?

My dad likes watching TV so I got him a new TV. But if your dad is anything like mine he'll be happy with just a cake and a card.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

The Chronic

 

[KOOL-AID]

Take him out to eat and introduce him to ur girl @honestly?

 

[mannyrs13]

A gym membership.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

a username on thecoli.com

 

[Banned Account12]

weed

 

[beanz]

Get him a 18 year old pawg to suck him off.