
I could image something tragic happens and you trying to explain to your kids.
"D1 Sellout jr get in here now. I got something I want to discuss." -
*Looks son dead in the eyes*
"You know your teacher Mrs. Williams? Well she........ (son interrupts)"
"Yeah that's my favorite teacher ever!" - Kid
"Well son, she in a better place now. She shot herself with a 20 gauge shotgun in front of the class while you were out sick with the flu the last two days."

"Her husband was apparently cheating on her with a transgender man and She also apparently had a lot of stress teaching you hyper adhd kids."
Son