What do u wish u could do that others can?

[JAY?]

I wish I could just close my eyes and sleep
I toss and turn for hours
I can't actually fall asleep unless I'm exhausted
It's especially frustrating when the wifey can fall asleep seconds after closing her eyes
Even if she aint tired

The one thing I can do that people tell me that they wish they could do is shyt fast
I'm usually in and out the bathroom in like 2 mins
I shyt faster than I pee
I know people who be in there for like a half hour

 

[Groanman]

I wish I had the ability to bag a chick and dismiss her ass like George Clooney does.
I can't even playfully flirt with a chick without her wanting to go deeper.



.~shoutout to brotha Zo Williams.

 

[BlackBieber]

OP doesnt wipe

 

[JAY?]

OP doesnt wipe

Wipe for what?
I don't do my own laundry

 

[BlackBieber]

Wipe for what?
I don't do my own laundry

are u serious?

 

[JAY?]

are u serious?

 

[BlackBieber]

nikka u gotta be jokin

u walk around with doodoo in yo ass all day?

 

[JAY?]

nikka u gotta be jokin

u walk around with doodoo in yo ass all day?

Ya not up on the clean breaks?
I mastered that shyt

 

[yo moms]

i wish i could talk to girls @BlackBieber

 

[mortuus est]

Be better at maths but my mind does not allow me

 

[Desirous]

Wish I could rap.

I'd just start rapping out of nowhere and shock the fukk out of people.

 

[BlackBieber]

i wish i could talk to girls @BlackBieber

get drunk and go to a bar mate

make sure to wear ur boxing belts on ur shoulders

 

[BlackBieber]

Wish I could rap.

I'd just start rapping out of nowhere and shock the fukk out of people.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I wish I was a little bit taller. Also wouldn't mind being a baller

 

[Desirous]

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