Blown Moon
All Star
I went to the package store two blocks down from my crib one day and this kid that lives downstairs from me was in the parking lot and asked if I could buy him some liquor. I'm not a responsible adult, so I get his vodka and keep the change.
He asks if he can get my number; I told him no because if he or any of his friends died due to anything alcohol related, I didn't want shyt getting traced back to me. So we worked it out to where he'd knock on my door when my girls car wasn't in the parking deck and I would be compensated a pint of liquor for every run I made.
This has been going on for about 4 months without a hitch until Saturday; when I took her car to get a tune up. I get back and she asks if I know the kid downstairs, I say no and ask why.
She tells me he knocked on the door and when she answered he just looked at her for a good 5 seconds until she asked what he wanted. Then he said that he'll be selling cookies in the future for a class trip and he was seeing which doors to go to when he got the cookies.
I assured her that I didn't know the kid and that he was probably just slow.
I'm pretty sure she'd be mad if she found out I'm doing stupid shyt like this just for the fukk of it.
She'd probably be mad about me drinking out of juice containers too. #YOLO
He asks if he can get my number; I told him no because if he or any of his friends died due to anything alcohol related, I didn't want shyt getting traced back to me. So we worked it out to where he'd knock on my door when my girls car wasn't in the parking deck and I would be compensated a pint of liquor for every run I made.
This has been going on for about 4 months without a hitch until Saturday; when I took her car to get a tune up. I get back and she asks if I know the kid downstairs, I say no and ask why.
She tells me he knocked on the door and when she answered he just looked at her for a good 5 seconds until she asked what he wanted. Then he said that he'll be selling cookies in the future for a class trip and he was seeing which doors to go to when he got the cookies.
I assured her that I didn't know the kid and that he was probably just slow.
I'm pretty sure she'd be mad if she found out I'm doing stupid shyt like this just for the fukk of it.
She'd probably be mad about me drinking out of juice containers too. #YOLO
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