What do you do when random females accost you?

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So i'm sitting outside the mall remaxing waiting for my homie.

These two older females walk up to me asking about bud. They're both flirting with me and shyt and they were aight as far as soccer moms go.i start contemplating getting at them. As soon as i ask their names these bytches go full retard. Talmbout how they need some dikk and we can go get a room right now. And one of these females is just totally fixated on my dikk saying the weirdest shyt. They started looking real psycho in the light so i got up and went to sit somewhere else.

These females walk up again telling me how they've been drinking as if thats their excuse. Then they start trying to like get on top of me so i hop up again and walk further away. i'm standing there using my phone tryna look casual cuz these bytches were making it hot.

So they walk up AGAIN. One of them is immediately like "you're a bytch. what are you gonna do if i rob you, you won't hit a bytch will you?" i'm standing there like ":skip:" while her friend is in the background mumbling about sucking my dikk.

Then this bytch starts trying to grab my wrists talmbout "i should take your bud and your money. gimme my money" there was people everywhere and i started feeling super hot so i just speedwalked away.

One of them was screaming jibberish after me. i felt like a punk for letting some soccer moms send me running but damn i didn't know how to handle that.
 

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That sounds like the juug to me, whenever random people (especially cacs) ask if you have bud always say no. Even if you do have some or know where to get it.
 

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:beli:They were trying to rob you they even said it themselves :martin: Just say I'm good and tell em to :camby:no need to run around like a mouse
 
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So i'm sitting outside the mall remaxing waiting for my homie.

These two older females walk up to me asking about bud. They're both flirting with me and shyt and they were aight as far as soccer moms go.i start contemplating getting at them. As soon as i ask their names these bytches go full retard. Talmbout how they need some dikk and we can go get a room right now. And one of these females is just totally fixated on my dikk saying the weirdest shyt. They started looking real psycho in the light so i got up and went to sit somewhere else.

These females walk up again telling me how they've been drinking as if thats their excuse. Then they start trying to like get on top of me so i hop up again and walk further away. i'm standing there using my phone tryna look casual cuz these bytches were making it hot.

So they walk up AGAIN. One of them is immediately like "you're a bytch. what are you gonna do if i rob you, you won't hit a bytch will you?" i'm standing there like ":skip:" while her friend is in the background mumbling about sucking my dikk.

Then this bytch starts trying to grab my wrists talmbout "i should take your bud and your money. gimme my money" there was people everywhere and i started feeling super hot so i just speedwalked away.

One of them was screaming jibberish after me. i felt like a punk for letting some soccer moms send me running but damn i didn't know how to handle that.
Hit her
just armbar the bytch if you care that much
 

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Assuming the story is true they sound more like crackheads than soccer moms. Lol at a soccer mom calling a random dude a "bytch" then threatening to rob him:mjlol:
You was finna get robbed by 2 old crackhead bytches outside the mall. They were flirting with you to finesse you. You might wanna cop a strap if some shyt like that got you shook
 
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