WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN UR DRUNK WITH NO p*ssy ON DECK?

[semtex]

I'm playn streeet fighter 2


and watchin football

I feel like everybody is gettin laid but me


I feel like my best days are behind me sometimes

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

I'm playn streeet fighter 2


and watchin football

I feel like everybody is gettin laid but me


I feel like my best days are behind me sometimes

Go bag some women and increase your stable size breh just like everyone else.

I'm in the same boat but on purpose... I'm stacking paper for a certain goal of mine so I gotta fall back until mid feb.

 

[HideoKojima]

I tweet "send me nudes" and someone will feel sorry for me and hit my MMS

Be a likeable black nerd breh

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

Your best days are behind you. Your best days were before you discovered porn and the opposite sex. It's been downhill since then

 

[semtex]

Your best days are behind you. Your best days were before you discovered porn and the opposite sex. It's been downhill since then

well in that case you're right. That first nutt I busted

 

[Mr210]

man I dont get drunk unless I know im getting laid 100% because alcohol makes me horny

 

[Dwolf]

Ask @yo moms

 

[yo moms]

Ask @yo moms

i normally cause havoc at local pubs or house parties and get home with a broken hand and stab wounds

 

[Non Sequitur]

Pass out

 

[ScoopNScore]

i normally cause havoc at local pubs or house parties and get home with a broken hand and stab wounds

Don't forget rape charges!

 

[yo moms]

Don't forget rape charges!

its ok they didnt press charges in the end

because they know damn well it was consensual finger fukking

 

[semtex]

man I dont get drunk unless I know im getting laid 100% because alcohol makes me horny

I do and don't at the same time. Had this ugly broad nibblin on my limp dikk before when I was shythammered. nutt busted without ever gettin hard

not the wave

i normally cause havoc at local pubs or house parties and get home with a broken hand and stab wounds

Brits

 

[yo moms]

I do and don't at the same time. Had this ugly broad nibblin on my limp dikk before when I was shythammered. nutt busted without ever gettin hard

not the wave

Brits

its a well known fact that yanks cant drink to save their life.

stick to smoking your weed cus you aint built for this

 

[semtex]

its a well known fact that yanks cant drink to save their life.

stick to smoking your weed cus you aint built for this

yall stank as hell with them brown teeth breh.

 

[ScoopNScore]

its ok they didnt press charges in the end

because they know damn well it was consensual finger fukking

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