what do you wear to court?

[yo moms]

criminal court not some civil suit shyt. i feel like if i go dressed as i normally do the jury will be biased against me. and ive never owned a suit or a shirt and a tie in my life.

 

[ATearInMyEye]

Something like this

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

criminal court not some civil suit shyt. i feel like if i go dressed as i normally do the jury will be biased against me. and ive never owned a suit or a shirt and a tie in my life.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Is this a trial???


If you're going to trial you wear a suit. You look the best you ever looked.

 

[yo moms]

Something like this

i dont own any clothes like that

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

criminal court not some civil suit shyt. i feel like if i go dressed as i normally do the jury will be biased against me. and ive never owned a suit or a shirt and a tie in my life.

 

[yo moms]

Is this a trial???


If you're going to trial you wear a suit. You look the best you ever looked.

yes its a trial. prison time if im found guilty

no offense but im not buying a suit to impress some squares.

 

[UptownSoulja]

If you wear this you guaranteed to beat yo case

 

[ADK]

Just wear what you normally wear but tuck your shirt in

 

[Tetsuo]

Wear a catsuit.

 

[yo moms]

Just wear what you normally wear but tuck your shirt in

tuck my t shirt into my jeans?

 

[ADK]

tuck my t shirt into my jeans?

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

yes its a trial. prison time if im found guilty

no offense but im not buying a suit to impress some squares.

you have to be trolling. If you show up to trial(where they judge you) wearing anything less then a suit. You deserve everything you get. The system is fukked up but when you go as far as putting your life in their hands you play by their rules

YOU WANNA GO TO PRISON OR DO YOU WANT TO GO HOME???

 

[Mr Bubbles]

When I went to jury duty I just wore a black button up and some black slacks.

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

As your work horse public defendant tries to put together an opening statement without stammering; Simply whip out your dikk and begin stroking it fiercely while singing "Nothin's Gonna Stop Us Now."