What does your perfect weekend look like?

[Neuromancer]

This is inspired by the brotha @Phoenix Reborn and a comment he made that I can't find right now.

My perfect Saturday would consist of my girl and I in bed after a night of great sex. We'd watch some new anime together and then head out for a picnic in prospect park on a warm and sunny day. When we got home she'd cook and I'd wash the dishes then we'd marathon the Flash. And afterwards have sex.

 

[Silkk]

-USC whipping some ass. Preferably Notre Dame or ucla

-Getting paid

-Getting some ass

-And a dope sunday night wrestling PPV to end the weekend. Preferably ROH

 

[BezO]

My perfect weekend looks like it's 12 months long.

 

[Aphrodite]

Receiving gifts.
Spa
Buffet

 

[MoonGoddess]

@SunGod beck and call, serving him in whatever way he wants.

 

[mortuus est]

a good ass time tbh

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Pull into Vegas around 12:00
Head to sports book and see my boys waiting there for me .
Place a bet on my college team.
Watch the game.
Win the game by the point spread or more.
See attractive lone female at the bar.
Approach attractive lone female at the bar.
Get digits of attractive lone female at the bar.
Get something to eat .
Drink more.
Receive txt message from attractive lone female at the bar.
Invite her up to the room.
Drinks and music in the room with boys and attractive female from the bar.
Hit the strip club with crew, female in-tow.
Pay $0 cause my boy is rich and generous.
Smash female from the bar all weekend (raw).
Pass STD test next month.

Edit: Pic of female for posterity

Spoiler

 

[Bless't]

Friday night after work... go out for dinner/drinks. Come home, fukk, light up and cuddle while we watch a movie or some shows.
Saturday... go out for breakfast. Go to the beach for a bit then come home and chill at the pool with a group of friends. Bbq and relax. Then as the sun sets we'll go bar hop/dance/concert.
Sunday... make a bangin breakfast... chill and watch pregame shyt. Go out for the Bronco game, grab some beers and wings then come home and chill.

I'm a simple man.



Edit* not quite "perfect" in terms of fantasy weekend. But it's damn near what I do now and I'm digging it.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

p*ssy
Drugs
Xbox
Repeat

 

[The M.I.C.]

Drugs.

 

[Address_Unknown]

I can bang out so many different scenarios, but I'd just list the general checklist.

- Gotta be in someplace foreign. Don't care if it's England or Alaska, somewhere other than here.

- No parents/adults to harp on me about how I'm gonna drink and all the trim I'm going to be chasing with reckless abandon.

- Alcohol is a given, but since I started smoking weed, I guess you can add drugs to the mix since all I really did abroad was drink. Hallucinogens, another plus.

- Gambling is a major plus, so staying in Vegas, in a hotel is a double bonus 'cause I really like hotels/resorts where I can come and go as I please and not have to worry about cleaning, providing for myself too much inbetween all the debauchery and inebriation.

- Now while it would be nice to do all this with a chick already in tow, It's a wonderful feeling to find a chick on holiday who's looking to get into the same type of mischief as you and y'all kick it for the week or two without any strings attached with the option of exchanging information if it all goes well, but sex is also a big plus although not a deal breaker. I've had many a good time out without getting cheeks and it weren't the be all end all some dudes would make it seem.

- No responsibility. Deal breaker. Let me do me without having to be indentured to you at any time.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

- No responsibility. Deal breaker. Let me do me without having to be indentured to you at any time.

This is a big one.

 

[eufemism]

Wake up Sunday to a big breakfast. Watch soccer all morning.


Lunch time eat some wings, fries, pizza. Invite my cousins and friends and play video games.


Later at night go to a bar downtown, get some drinks. Grab a girl.


End the night out on the porch with a nice girl, my friends, and we light up some green and just talk.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Saturday
Wake up early saturday morning, hit the blue dream with my girl and get a quick nut
she brews some ethiopian wonder coffee out the french press while im in the shower
head to the pub to watch the arsenal and or barcelona match
come back to the crib, change and head out with ole girl and eat at some fancy shee-shee resturaunt
play some final fantasy xiv/read a few chapters of whatever book/write for my blog or journal, while my girl works on her business
head out or invite the bros over to have a drink or hit the tree with their respective ladies.
get in them guts again strenghtened by the tree and drank

Sunday
wake up and go to the field to play a pickup soccer match.
come home shower, tree, coffee, sex.
hit the airport for a day trip to either Chicago, Toronto or Montreal.
do things there.
come home, relax.



Looking at this...I have some good weekends.

 

[Address_Unknown]

This is a big one.

Nothing worse than be sent on an errand that's gonna either kill your entire day or for the most part put you in a constant search for something when you're trying to maximize and enjoy your free time. I cannot tell you the amount of times I've been sent on bullshyt errands in America and had my suitcase go over the 50lb limit 'cause I had to bring back shyt for folk or go searching.

-Car parts for beaters.
- fukking Muscadeens for my mom.
- Had to go to costume stores this one time to look for a doctor/nurse outfit 'cause I was flying out in less than 3 days and couldn't order and wait.
The last time I was in America, my mom made me bring down an ENTIRE fukking Faxmachine/printer/scanner combo. I had to buy a whole new bag just to bring MY shyt back.