What elective surgeries can I do that would get me off work for 3-6 weeks?

[rogue_riezo]

?

 

[PortCityProphet]

Lasek

 

[brother walt]

gyno surgery

 

[Amy Traphouse]

You don't have to get surgery to take 3-6wks off. Just tell your dr you're stressed and need time off. Start making up symptoms like you're restless, having panic attacks, feeling depressed.

If you have short term disability your covered and still will be paid or you can use FMLA leave.

 

[rogue_riezo]

You don't have to get surgery to take 3-6wks off. Just tell your dr you're stressed and need time off. Start making up symptoms like you're restless, having panic attacks, feeling depressed.

If you have short term disability your covered and still will be paid or you can use FMLA leave.

Does FMLA jus so happen to stand for fukk My Life Aye leave?

 

[unit321]

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Legit 3 to 6 weeks? Well, that's a long time. I have had various elective surgeries. If you get ACL reconstruction surgery, that only gets you out for maybe one or two weeks, but if you get total knee reconstruction, that might buy you more time. Are your knees good?
Most orthopedic surgeries with the word "total" in them usually can get you out for a while. Total shoulder reconstruction, total hip replacement, total knee replacement. Total whatever.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

maybe if you've got a mole, you can get it removed and take some time off

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

Take a head-first dive off the roof of a first story building. Legit neck damage or spinal fracture.
Worst case scenario you can fake like you got concussion symptoms for a month.
Let us know how it goes
Don't go any higher tho

 

[Big Daddy]

So lemme get this straight- youre legit trying to purposely go under the knife and all the dangers that come with going under anesthesia, just for some time off work?

Is it that bad breh damn you must have the absolute WOAT job

This n!gga is willing to have an unnecessary surgery just to get time off
I respect it. You win breh