What girl advice would give your 9 year old self?

[Mrl HiGrnd]

1. Go for the girls who can get all the cream off the Oreo with one lick.

2. Don't give up your lunch money buying these jawns Welches Fruit gummies. They lowkey getting gummies from every other simplet too

3. Girls don't like poetry unless you're singing it over sexy bass lines and seventh chords

What else ya'll got?

 

[lowkey0z]

"#GMB #HOH" - coli logic

 

[MAKAVELI25]

(1.) Cooties aren't real
(2.) The weird game "physically developing" Sara keeps wanting to play in the girls bathroom could actually turn out to be fun.

 

[Michael9100]

Save your Charizard cards... they'll be worth $70+ dollars each in the future...

 

[Mrl HiGrnd]

(1.) Cooties aren't real
(2.) The weird game "physically developing" Sara wants to play in the girls bathroom could actually turn out to be fun.

 

[Brofato]

You were writing and reciting poetry to girls at 9? I don't know if my 9 year old self would be impressed or want to slap you.

Anyway,

1. When she asks you to fake marry her do it so you won't regret not getting that little kiss later.

2. Actually respond when he calls your girl a bytch even though you don't know at the time that that could be a derogatory word for women.

3. Do more for that girl cause she's gonna be in your life for quite a while.

4. Don't get jealous of that pretty mfer wearing what you know are contacts, she's still yours.

5. Get your momma to invest in Apple and a little business known as Amazon.

 

[Bless't]

Never trade a fruit roll up for a ho ho.

NEVER.

 

[Neil Tyson]

1. Eat your lunch, don't throw them away.
2. Save your allowance
3. Be grateful for what you have.
4. Brush your teeth, shower daily


Girl advice? My 9 year old self didn't give a fukk about no girls man.

 

[Illuminatos]

Start playing basketball or football.

 

[Bunko]

At 5 I traded my dad a slinky for my momma, I always been #HOH GOD material.

 

[Warren Moon]

Don't limit yourself to fat booty Tanisha

 

[-G$-]

 

[Gully Bull]

Rob a bank before age 11

 

[thirdeye]

The same advice my mom gave me: school is for learning, not for boys
She socially stunted me b/c of that shyt

 

[TEH]

THIS