when i'm out i usually got my shyt tied up in a ponytail
i'm usually too lazy and impatient to sit around getting my shyt braided

A ponytail? Braided?
How old are you?
Makes sense. I was about to say if you've graduated HS or at least that age and are still wearing braids and a ponytail you lost. Completely unattractive. Good thing you're only 11 then.

