What Has Big Girls Thinkng They Can Be Life Coaches?

[The Nigerian]

Theres a new hustle going on in the hood and it comes in the form of life coaching.

I say this because damn near 1/3 of all the big girls on Tinder have some kind of mention of them being a life coach, a spiritual coach, or some other form of coaching that doesn't involve exercise or discipline.

What's up with that?

Also, I was listening to Tariq's show and they had an ad that sounded like a big girl who set up some sort of certification for being a life coach.

Are big girls really convincing people to take life lessons from them or are a bunch of big girls paying for worthless life coach certifications?

Does anyone know what's going on?

 

[THOT CATALOG]

self-validates their current position of being a loser in the real world.

essentially the same thing as single people giving advice on relationships but a different aspect of life.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

self-validates their current position of being a loser in the real world.

essentially the same thing as single people giving advice on relationships but a different aspect of life.

This. All in all if you can be happy being a loser. You won. It's all in your head

 

[Brosef]

You really gonna talk about "big girls" after the shyt you've been up to?

 

[ATearInMyEye]

Big Girls have moist pussies...

And it smells Bad!!!

 

[1 other person]

Those who can do, do

Those who can't, teach

 

[Momentum]

You really gonna talk about "big girls" after the shyt you've been up to?

 

[Citi Trends]

i guess the same thing that has nikkas fukkin them in cheap hotel rooms

 

[SAINT]

Better question would be, what has nikkas thinking that fukking a white land whale on camera for $130 is a worthy life achievement

 

[The Nigerian]

You really gonna talk about "big girls" after the shyt you've been up to?

Look man, this is just something I've noticed as of late.

I had a fat roommate who was dating a big girl. She was a "life coach" as well. Like, wtf!?

 

[The Nigerian]

The best big girl hustle is "manager" or "PR rep."

If you got a dream they will fill out all the paper work, book all your shows, shout down other agents/managers to make it happen. Best of all they NEVER want the spot light. So they'll never end up competing with you or fighting for attention. I've seen this shyt in real life.

Man, maybe I need to recruit one of these chicks and put them to work. My social media pages need *constant* updating.

 

[toomanydoses]

Weight correlate with advice? Bro please sit down before you get embarrassed.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Those who can do, do

Those who can't, teach

 

[The Nigerian]

Weight correlate with advice? Bro please sit down before you get embarrassed.

Sorry but I can't pay to take life lessons from someone who literally wears their dysfunction on their back.

Like, I wouldn't let a junkie tell me shyt about anything except where to score some H.

 

[QuavoFlow]

Those who can do, do

Those who can't, teach