What Have U Accidentally Said That Caused For An Immediate "No Homo"

[DetroitEWarren]

Remember, I said "accidentally" breh's.

Now, no homo before I even go into mine.


A few years ago, I was riding with my brother and his wife in the burbs at 12 Oaks Mall. There was a specific sporting goods store that was huge, I had never seem one that big before. So I was about to speak my mind off rip, but I caught myself. The 1st thing that came to my mind was

"that's the biggest dikks I have ever seen" but I caught myself cause I noticed how wrong it sounded.

So I has to say it differently, but it came out worse.

"I ain't never seen no dikks that big"

Was what I ended up saying, til this day my bro and his wife always at me about that shyt.

It was not suppose to happen like that lmao

 

[flea]

 

[Quiet Magician]

I can't eat popsicles anymore like I used to. Feel wrong sucking that shyt up with my mouth bobbing up and down.
I bite that shyt now, fukk I look like looking homo.

 

[craigsagersuit]

netflix'ed and chill'ed wit my homeboy once

 

[drhook94]

So, I'm at work, and me and some of my coworkers are planning a job, cutting shapes out of aluminum sheets. The sheets come in 2ft by 4ft sheets, and we'd determined that we needed to cut the sheet into 3 inch by 7 inch blanks to get the most parts per sheet. But the OCD guy is quibbling, saying we could potentially get a few more per sheet by cutting them less than 7 inches long. But the parts we're cutting are about 2.88 inches wide, so your limiting dimension is the 3 inch dimension, because you don't really have any room to move there. If you get too close to the actual width of the part, if you put it on the machine the slightest bit crooked, the parts will come off fukked up.

So I say:

"This is all sort of masturbatory, because all of your tightness is in your 3 inches, not the 7."

And that was one of the gayest-sounding things I've ever said.

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

talking rockets a few yrs back

"yao used to be soft but he got hard after awhile"

 

[RhodyRum]

Not a fukkin thing. How did humans go this long speaking with each other, saying all types of expressions & idioms, without everything being dissected along a homosexual perspective??? Why did it change?

Because you phaggot-ass millenials are a bunch of tight pants wearing, dancing in the streets with your boys with no chicks around, non ball-playing fukktards who wear skinny jeans and fukking skirts while posting videos where you and your boys are shoulder-to-shoulder in some room looking like a faction in Gangstalicious' crew.

U wanna interpret something I say as an invitation to gay sex? Well sounds like YOU'RE the one who needs to say "No homo" not me.

 

[Da King]

netflix'ed and chill'ed wit my homeboy once

Watching sexflix with another nikka is no homo 101

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Not a fukkin thing. How did humans go this long speaking with each other, saying all types of expressions & idioms, without everything being dissected along a homosexual perspective??? Why did it change?

Because you phaggot-ass millenials are a bunch of tight pants wearing, dancing in the streets with your boys with no chicks around, non ball-playing fukktards who wear skinny jeans and fukking skirts while posting videos where you and your boys are shoulder-to-shoulder in some room looking like a faction in Gangstalicious' crew.

U wanna interpret something I say as an invitation to gay sex? Well sounds like YOU'RE the one who needs to say "No homo" not me.

Get all the way the fukk outta here you bytch ass nikka. I'm 28 and ain't nothin like these new nikkas you sucka ass nikka. I'd beat the shyt out of you, bytch ass nikka. I'm a D nikka, watch your fukkin mouth when u speak to me. I can joke however the fukk I want to bytch. Get off my dikk

 

[Food Mane]

Not a fukkin thing. How did humans go this long speaking with each other, saying all types of expressions & idioms, without everything being dissected along a homosexual perspective??? Why did it change?

Because you phaggot-ass millenials are a bunch of tight pants wearing, dancing in the streets with your boys with no chicks around, non ball-playing fukktards who wear skinny jeans and fukking skirts while posting videos where you and your boys are shoulder-to-shoulder in some room looking like a faction in Gangstalicious' crew.

U wanna interpret something I say as an invitation to gay sex? Well sounds like YOU'RE the one who needs to say "No homo" not me.

You've been thinking about this for a while, ha

 

[RhodyRum]

Get all the way the fukk outta here you bytch ass nikka. I'm 28 and ain't nothin like these new nikkas you sucka ass nikka. I'd beat the shyt out of you, bytch ass nikka. I'm a D nikka, watch your fukkin mouth when u speak to me. I can joke however the fukk I want to bytch. Get off my dikk

Spoiler

No homo

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Spoiler

No homo