What if the internet existed during the time the Constitution was written?

[Wario]

That would be funny as fukk. Especially social media. Imagine having the forefathers of America's innermost thoughts immortalized on the net for everyone to read and possibly the potential beefs that would be going on.

 

[roxxthe96er]

I think it woulda looked a little something like this...

"@FoundingFATHER69: all men are created equal."
*@AmericaImYourDaddy fav'd this*

"@AmericaImYourDaddy: except the ones who don't look like us"
*@FoundingFATHER69 RT'd this*

Or this...

"@FoundingFATHER69: PS NUMBER 2! RIGHT TO HAVE GATS!"

"@AmericaImYourDaddy: But if they ever make automatic guns, not those ones, because that would be crazy."

"@FoundingFATHER69: well obviously lol... Automatic guns #Futureshyt #FutureHive #WATTBA"

 

[hatechall]

huh

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

I picture all the tweets sounding like Victorian_Thug LOL.

 

[Bless't]

That would be funny as fukk. Especially social media. Imagine having the forefathers of America's innermost thoughts immortalized on the net for everyone to read and possibly the potential beefs that would be going on.

They were racists. There would be threads for days!!!!!



And I'm not belittling that at all.



Im just saying there would be threads on threads on threads here.

 

[TEH]

Since the internet will be our ultimate destruction we would have been in a post apocalyptic world by now.

 

[XII]

Thine Reaction When Thou Wench Has Fallen Pregnant With Your Child

 

[Bless't]

Since the internet will be our ultimate destruction we would have been in a post apocalyptic world by now.

The inception level of posting here...

 

[Anti-Anime]

the slave revolt tweets would be


cacslayer @NatTurner

who ready to fukk up some cacs tonight? #occupysouthhampton

 

[Colin X]

"When you and squad deep af"

"When bae tryna fukk you gotta create a stable nation"

"When ya boy try to flex some new shyt but it's really dumb and impractical"

 

[Cabbage Patch]

the slave revolt tweets would be


cacslayer @NatTurner

who ready to fukk up some cacs tonight? #occupysouthhampton

Illegal for slaves to read and write. it would be all trolls and white people pretending to be slaves; and mulattos, quadroons and octoroons fighting over who has the best good hair and brightest skin. And nikkas a generation or two from slavery up in London.

But the real slaves would be trying to keep as low a profile as possible, those who were allowed access..

The dating profiles would be terrible. The porn would be worse.

The reality genre would be worst of all, because of all the aristocracy secrets being exposed and all the sycophants, golddiggers and social climbers trying to be famous.

It'd be the Red versus White and Red versus Red twitter fights that would be most entertaining in the New World.

A lot of racial and ethnic bigamists would be exposed.

China wouldn't have an opium problem because everybody over there would be getting high off hacking instead.

The effect on socialism and workers' rights and childrens' rights would probably be most poignant.

The religious twitter wars would probably actually save lives since most beef would be online instead of on the battlefield.

Jews would still own everything.

Muslim countries and kingdoms would have to work for a living, instead of living off oil and slavery, so they'd probably be better world leaders since they would still have knowledge instead of being played for the amero-euro okie doke in exchange for oil profits.
Maybe. Or maybe slavery is just too interwoven into muslim nationalism.

The feminist versus traditional female fights would be extraordinary.
.
Pirates and sea commanders would make a mint.

 

[XII]

"When it's time to sign the Constitution, but your powdered wig still at the cleaning lady's"

"When they promise you your freedom, but you know damn well they lying"

 

[Mr Rager]

Sport, Classical Music, and other things of a pleasent nature

 

[I AM WARHOL]

That shyt would be a group message. I can see it now

George Washigton: these British nikkas are on some real hoe sh1t right now fam

Thomas Paine: real talk. Did you see how much they charging for McDoubles now? 3 dollars my nikka. I'm really getting tried of these new taxes. How can i finesse when I'm paying 3 dollars for a McDouble?

Samuel Adams: I'm not gonna flex I'm high and drunk right now but I say we ride out and f*ck up these redcacs tea supply up. Let's make Em

Ben Franklin: you wildin. I'm just gonna start the hashtag #F*ckTheBritish and move to France. The pawgs in Europe are freaks .

George Washington: word?

Sig ~fukk the british~



And that's how it would go .
The revolution would be a hashtag

 

[Remote]

If the Internet existed back then, someone would have said to the writers of the Constitution:

OP is a fakkit.