What if you finally found a cute girl that can cook....

[jadillac]

....but everything she makes sets your stomach off with bubbleguts.

You met her online and her profile was cool, she talked about loving to cook, bake etc. And she posted pictures of meals she has prepared, etc. And she's cute.

Y'all are dating for like 3 weeks, you're really, really feeling her, and she invites you over to make you something for dinner. It tastes good, but...

Next thing you know, you’re miserable, and coming up with excuses to leave early so you can stop by your local open-late grocery store to go to blow up the bathroom.

This has happened to you now multiple times with her. Do you keep dating her?

 

[shopthatwrecks]

....but everything she makes sets your stomach off with bubbleguts.

You met her online and her profile was cool, she talked about loving to cook, bake etc. And she posted pictures of meals she has prepared, etc. And she's cute.

Y'all are dating for like 3 weeks, you're really, really feeling her, and she invites you over to make you something for dinner. It tastes good, but...

Next thing you know, you’re miserable, and coming up with excuses to leave early so you can stop by your local open-late grocery store to go to blow up the bathroom.

This has happened to you now multiple times with her. Do you keep dating her?

fukk that hoe

ima let that hoe smell and hear that she cant cook by wreckin her bathroom...

she fed me that shyt she gone smell that shyt .... ima make her feel misreable...

 

[CopiousX]

Dirty dishes or dirty hands. Thats nasty.


Might as well order pizza. But its not a deal breaker. The woman isn't bad, but the cooking doesnt count at that point because you are dating typhoid mary.

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[Richard Glidewell]

Better get on that forever pepto prescription and power through........for love

 

[Luke Cage]

bubble guts either stems from food poisoning, or a weaking constitution.
IF you not sick, but got diarrhea from food. you weak af, eat more fiber

 

[Zero]

She got to go

 

[ItsPeople]

Expect 10s to have the culinary skills of 4s brehs.

 

[mvp_status]

Need to change that title bro, shorty can NOT cook if the plates are putting your guts in the Sharpshooter every time out

Or..........if she really has skills, she should be able to work around whatever critiques you give to her, and still throw down

 

[jadillac]

fukk that hoe

ima let that hoe smell and hear that she cant cook by wreckin her bathroom...

she fed me that shyt she gone smell that shyt .... ima make her feel misreable...

But she's. Really cooking from her heart for you.

 

[KillerPups]

But she's. Really cooking from her heart for you.

her heart is rotten