What if Zelda was a girl?

Silkk

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Damn i aint play a Zelda game in FOREVER
 

Spaceman Piff

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where can I find one of these girls :noah:

Do I really gotta go to comic-con? :blakeface:

i been planning my boy's bachelor party..

and i came across a stripper site that had a "costume" drop down menu.. it was the typical nurse/maid type shyt. but at the bottom, there was a "custom/specific" option. :steviej:

my friends were wondering why i got so excited.. they don't understand the sexiness of cosplay :why:

had my mouse hovering over the "add to cart" button but the girls were :scusthov:

they had a midget britney spears impersonator stripper though :gladbron:

i think comiccon might be the only option to get a legit cosplay chick though :to:

would you dress up as link if it meant you could bag zelda? your costume gotta be on par with theirs :heh:
 

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You couldn't have played this game and thought link was zelda...

Don't get me wrong before my first zelda game i played which was ocarina of time for the n64 i too also assumed link was zelda...but as soon as you start playing for a few hours its pretty obvious who is zelda

if not good troll thread lol

:wtf: :snoop: I remember playing the first zelda when I was 6...
That just made me feel old as f*ck :sadbron:

:no: me too
 

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:wtf: This thread is confusing. Here let me end it.

Zelda is a woman.

Shiek is Zelda.

Wtf doesn't Zelda just stay like Shiek and fukk ganondorf ugly ass up??

Also wtf is Ganon black?? Why the Gerudo's, ganon race, black and "bad"

Why is Nintendo so wack nowadays?




the gerudos arent all bad though just ganon


really they are a just a huge group of single independant women with feminist values :troll:
 
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