What Is Eminem's Craziest Line?

[Diunx]

Can't blame him, latino women make men crazy like that

 

[JQ Legend]

"I'm just a mean person, you never seen worse than
So when Slim gets this M-16 burstin'
You gettin' spun backwards like every word of obscene cursin'
On the B-side of my first single with the clean version
Stoppin' your short life while you're still a teen virgin
Unless you get a kidney specialist and a spleen surgeon
In the best hospital possible for emergency surgery
To try to stop the blood from your ruptured sternum internally
I'll take it back before we knew each other's name
Run in a ultrasound and snatch you out your mother's frame
I'll take it further back than that
Back to Lovers' lane, to the night you were thought of, and
Cock-block your father's game"

Props for this, never heard of this before

Dont see how anyone can deny Em is one of the best lyricists in history

I'll think of something else but this one:

I'm sorry Puff but I don't give a fukk if this chick was my own mother
I still fukk her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name



Left me looking like

I'd go with either this or first verse from Criminal

"My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a faq or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress, hate fags ? the answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging
That's my motherfukkin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!
"Hey, it's me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checking the mail, get it? Checking the 'male'?"
How many records you expecting to sell
After your second LP sends you directly to jail?
Come on, relax guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen! (A-men!)
"Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital"


Actually you can prolly quote any random lyrics from Criminal

"The mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The baby came out, disfigured ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fukk you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dikk shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink more liquor to fukk you up quicker
Than you'd wanna fukk me up for saying the word *****"

"Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place!
I told you Dre, you shoulda kept that thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?"

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Diunx]

"now is too late, I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in three states"

 

[oO J Smooth Oo]

You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itching to leave you disfigured
And stiffer than Chris-stiff-er Reeves
I was teething with strep throat, while your mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating disease
I'm iller than takin' a hammer and beating your knees
And walking through South Central L.A., bleeding in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip)
Waking up the next day in breathing machines
Flashing back to being shot and repeating the scenes
On how you just got smoked
And if you do live, you'll be too scared to tell it like a Biggie and Pac joke



I'm sliming grills of roaches, with spray that dAnnotateisinfects 'em
Twisting necks of rappers 'til their spinal column disconnects
Put this in decks and check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smog
This is the season for noise pollution, contamination
Examination of more cartoons than animation
My lamination of narration
Hits a snare and bass on a track fukked up rapper interrogation
When I declare invasion, there ain't no time to be staring
Gazing I turn the stage into a barren wasteland

Well that's cool, and I appreciate the offer
But if I do decide to really murder my daughter's momma
I'ma sit her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her
And cruise around with her for seven hours through California
And have her wavin at people (hi)
Then drop her off on the corner
At the police station and drive off honkin' the horn for her
Raw dawg, get your arm gnawed off
Drop the sawed off and beat you with the piece it was sawed off of
fukk blood, I wanna see some lungs coughed up
Get shot up in the hot tub'til the bubbles pop up
And they nose and cough snot up
Mucus in hot water
That's for trying to talk like "The Chronic" was lost product
That's for even thinking of having them thoughts thought up
You better show some respect whenever the Doc's brought up
So what's the difference between us
We can start at the penis
Or we can scream
"I Just Don't Give a fukk," and see who means it

 

[DrHackenbush]

this verse is one of my favourites by him, classic slim shady -

"meet you in the street and slap you just to break the ice"

 

[Silkk]

I was born with a dikk in my brain, yeah, fukked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
Till one night he snuck in and said
"We're goin' out back, I want my dikk sucked in the shed"

"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
"After I fukk you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest"

 

[TheKang]

You and your husband have a fight, one of you tries to grab a knife / And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced (No) / And while this is going on, his son just woke up and he walks in / She panics and he gets his throat cut (Oh my God) / So now they both dead and you slash your own throat / So now it's double homicide AND suicide with no note!

 

[Kaydigi]

The hypocrisy about the columbine bars in rap god was dope as fukk.

 

[Methodical]

Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at him cause the son of a bytch won't quit barkin
Or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in
Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous
blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is

Take shot at DMX.

that's why I have a lot of respect for Eminem, he's truly does love Hip-Hop so much.

 

[Mr Rager]

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe)
like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool

 

[Mr Rager]

Insane

The entire song.