December 2011 I was in Las Vegas and scooped up a nice thick pawg and walked her to her room
she had an accent and told me she was Australian which would’ve given me one step closer to smashing one from every continent

(doubt I’ll ever get Antarctica tho

)
she’s telling me how Aussie women love black dyck and how she loves giving head... but as we get closer to her room it seems like the level of drunk she’s at is increasing.
We open her room door and she drops her purse and all her cash falls out (several hundreds, 50s, 20s and a ten) and I realize

I don’t want to catch a case, this chick is drunk. I pick up the shyt in her purse and put that back together and lay her on the bed and give her like a kiss to the forehead and dip out
When I checked my pocket I realized that I grabbed the ten on accident instead of one of the 100s I was trying to steal
